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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by BigDaddyLH, Sep 26, 2017.
If you don't believe the world is flat, then you're gonna have to explain it to these three monkeys.
This is all very scientific, but if you just won't have it any other way, here's proof!
I recently saw on Facebook (I think it was) a Muslim cleric explaining the truth regarding the flatness of the Earth, or rather the non-roundness of the planet. His argument was ...........if Earth really was a rotating sphere and you took off in a plane to fly from London to New York, if your plane went in the wrong direction you'd never get there!!!!
He must have been correct because the crowd all agreed.
The question can be solved without sats or even aircraft, Eratosthenes did it in about 100 bc.
It can also be done with an old fashioned analog theodolite (lots of those on ebay).
Arguing with these guys (and why do they seem to always be men?) is fruitless, sooner or later you get to faked-space-mission conspiracies and such.
All the ships!!! They're really sinking! Do they send clones back or dry them out really well?
Pshaw. Everybody knows the world is flat. The real problem is, we gotta find one of those center–hole adapters so we can play it on a 33 1/3 spindle.
I thought the hole was at the North Pole? And doesn't it play at 24 anyway?
Oh god, this argument again...
I'm tired of having it, I'll let Neil do it this time:
They should have a reality show where flat earth believers race to be the first to the edge, with a $1M prize.
Well, guitar players of the world aren't flat..... they get GAS.....
Gees ,I think they're taking Dean Martin too literal!
C'mon Indonesia! Papa needs a new pair of shoes!
They also believe the space program was faked, and that the earth is covered by a giant glass dome. So, my question is- How did we get the giant glass dome up there?
It was the same aliens that built the pyramids.
Well, Mr. Smarty Pants. Have you ever actually been to one of those so called "space stations", and seen it for yourself? Well HELLO, I'm waiting.
Anything you can conceive, if you really believe it can be done, can happen.
It is the power of positive thinking.
I just think rappers need to use more positive thinking - so the automatic weapons fire spewed their way doesn't hit and kill them so often. I think b.o.b. chose this alternate course of action just to get away from his neighborhood.
Kinda like Sun Ra (Herman Blount) claiming to come from Saturn. Beats Alabama.
How about coming from Clemson, since we are on the topic of things that beat Alabama?