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Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. fuzzbender

    fuzzbender Former Member

    Feb 15, 2011
    dislocation
    Ding's vinyl wallpaper company motto is crayon crayoff
     

  2. Dingbat

    Dingbat Friend of Leo's Gold Supporter

    Apr 12, 2012
    Eugene, Oregon
    Fuzz invented a full Teflon body suit. No matter what people write on him it comes right off.
     

  3. fuzzbender

    fuzzbender Former Member

    Feb 15, 2011
    dislocation
    Ding is developing Tefloff as we speak.

    i mean, what idiot came up with Tefl'on' as a name.
     

  4. Dingbat

    Dingbat Friend of Leo's Gold Supporter

    Apr 12, 2012
    Eugene, Oregon
    Fuzz being a master of linguistics has named his new home brewed highly alcoholic beverage "Tie1on".
     

  5. fuzzbender

    fuzzbender Former Member

    Feb 15, 2011
    dislocation
    Ding is frantically copyfrighting Oregoff, just to be on the safe side.

    you never know.

    hey, Glastonbury has just started, hey, i mean Glastoffbury
     

  6. bricksnbeatles

    bricksnbeatles Tele-Afflicted

    Apr 8, 2014
    Long Island, NY
    Fuzz, being that he is a copyright lawyer has recieved hundreds of claims from Dingbat for the following and more:
    -"Right off, Man!"
    -"Here I Am, Off The Road Again"
    -Nippoff, Japan
    -Offtario, Canada
    -Holy Communioff
    -Boffes
    -Offions
    -Coffvicted Criminals
    -Coff Artists
    -Soffgs
    -Cofftinental Breakfast
    -the 7 Cofftinents
     

  7. fuzzbender

    fuzzbender Former Member

    Feb 15, 2011
    dislocation
    bricks is a genius, can't compete
     

  8. bricksnbeatles

    bricksnbeatles Tele-Afflicted

    Apr 8, 2014
    Long Island, NY
    That isn't a lie! GEEZE, some people are just soooooo stupid!!!!!!!!!!!

    (this isn't a lie, so I guess my post should have said: "That is a lie!")
     

  9. fuzzbender

    fuzzbender Former Member

    Feb 15, 2011
    dislocation
    bricks does the double bluff

    cool
     

  10. tgfmike

    tgfmike Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 28, 2009
    Culver City CA
    fb's cool was a triple bluff.
     
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  11. bricksnbeatles

    bricksnbeatles Tele-Afflicted

    Apr 8, 2014
    Long Island, NY
    tg's stating that was a triple bluff was a quadruple bluff. Thats pretty cool!
     

  12. teletimetx

    teletimetx Poster Extraordinaire Gold Supporter

    Jul 25, 2011
    Houston, TX
    B-n-b is easily impressed, but most likely has already failed the test of the Iocaine powder. Go ahead, pick which glass is poison free.


    Phoning it in.
     

  13. HoodieMcFoodie

    HoodieMcFoodie Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Age:
    55
    Oct 22, 2007
    Tamworth, 'straya.
    teletimetx's new album is called Iocaine for the Soul
     
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  14. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Hoodie tried to put out an album once, discovered no gave a hoot what he looked like as a kid, and his camp photos were of very poor quality.
     

  15. HoodieMcFoodie

    HoodieMcFoodie Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Age:
    55
    Oct 22, 2007
    Tamworth, 'straya.
    Only one of Kirch's statements above are a lie.
     
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  16. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    The Hood told the truth once and was immediately arrested for identity theft, and impersonating the real Hoodie. It took a while, but it was all straightened out in time for him to rejoin Lies part 3.
     

  17. bricksnbeatles

    bricksnbeatles Tele-Afflicted

    Apr 8, 2014
    Long Island, NY
    K-fan thought that, when he wrote Lies part 3, that he was writing that his guitar collection is Les Paul free.
     

  18. Jamie Black

    Jamie Black Friend of Leo's

    bricksnbeatles takes special meds to increase his interwebs cleverness.
     

  19. bricksnbeatles

    bricksnbeatles Tele-Afflicted

    Apr 8, 2014
    Long Island, NY
    Jamie takes special meds to increase his... Actually, Nevermind...
     

  20. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    BB attended group therapy for his self-medicating. Until he was nailed for dealing and the entire group, therapist included, were busted for possession.
     

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