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Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. Mike SS

    Mike SS Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    62
    Aug 9, 2012
    Nebraska
    teletime's favorite drink is any one that he didn't pay for.
     

  2. Mrbob135

    Mrbob135 Tele-Holic

    699
    May 21, 2014
    Franklin, VT
    Mike SS drinks alone, usually one scotch, one bourbon, and one beer.
     

  3. tonytrout

    tonytrout Friend of Leo's

    Age:
    41
    Mar 19, 2003
    Brasstown/Murphy, NC
    ^^^ gets too many speeding tickets....
     

  4. tgfmike

    tgfmike Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 28, 2009
    Culver City CA
    ttrout gets just the right amount of speeding tickets.
     
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  5. telleutelleme

    telleutelleme Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 15, 2010
    Houston
    Not many thought Doc Mike could get a walker above the posted speed limit, but he did. When they tried to give him a ticket he said, "You keep it, I'm not staying for the raffle".
     

  6. tgfmike

    tgfmike Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 28, 2009
    Culver City CA
    tutm got Walker, Texas Ranger above the speed limit once in 1995. It was not a pretty sight.
     
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  7. Dingbat

    Dingbat Friend of Leo's

    Apr 12, 2012
    Eugene, Oregon
    Doc Mike's dream of becoming a Texas Ranger never happened, but working mall security in Culver City is still pretty cool.
     

  8. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Ding's attempt to pass as a rent-a-cop neighborhood patrolman failed when his eyeglasses steamed up when peeking in an open window.
     

  9. bricksnbeatles

    bricksnbeatles Tele-Afflicted

    Apr 8, 2014
    Long Island, NY
    K-fan is a "rent-a-cop" at bachelorette parties.;)
     

  10. Mike SS

    Mike SS Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    62
    Aug 9, 2012
    Nebraska
    b-n-b once passed out at a sorority house party and was used as a coffee table.
     

  11. bricksnbeatles

    bricksnbeatles Tele-Afflicted

    Apr 8, 2014
    Long Island, NY
    Mike SS once passed out at a coffee shop and was used as a sorority house!
     

  12. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    B&B hasn't passed out since perfecting the art of passing the buck.
     

  13. HoodieMcFoodie

    HoodieMcFoodie Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Age:
    55
    Oct 22, 2007
    Tamworth, 'straya.
    Kirch passed out at a B&B once. The hosts were not amused.
     
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  14. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    As a child, Hoodie did parlor tricks, sang and danced for company, annoying everyone. But they would just give him a dollar to go away, smile at his folks and call him an amusing little fellow.
     

  15. teletimetx

    teletimetx Poster Extraordinaire

    Jul 25, 2011
    Houston, TX
    It's a little bit rougher in Jersey. Kfan's nickname growing up was "Nickel". Do the math.
     

  16. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    And still tougher in Texas, getting a penny a lb. for whatever pickins were to be had.
     

  17. HoodieMcFoodie

    HoodieMcFoodie Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Age:
    55
    Oct 22, 2007
    Tamworth, 'straya.
    Kirchensfan is missing an apostrophe.
     
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  18. bricksnbeatles

    bricksnbeatles Tele-Afflicted

    Apr 8, 2014
    Long Island, NY
    HMF is missing his pet cat, "Apostrophe".
     

  19. fuzzbender

    fuzzbender Former Member

    Feb 15, 2011
    dislocation
    when brix found the missing cat he won a Catter's trophy
     

  20. tgfmike

    tgfmike Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 28, 2009
    Culver City CA
    fuzzb has both Kfan's and Hoodie's apostrophes.
     
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