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Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. Post Toastie

    Post Toastie Poster Extraordinaire

    Jul 16, 2008
    California
    Fuzz has been on a year long Bender.
     

  2. tgfmike

    tgfmike Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 28, 2009
    Culver City CA
    Post used to be known as spoonbender, until Uri Geller's lawyers made him stop.
     
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  3. Mike SS

    Mike SS Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    61
    Aug 9, 2012
    Nebraska
    Due to the large lawyer population in California, and the massive number of lawsuits in the courts, tgfmike once accidently sued himself. He was disappointed with the settlement he received.
     

  4. teletimetx

    teletimetx Poster Extraordinaire

    Jul 25, 2011
    Houston, TX
    There is one lawyer in all of Nebraska. Mike SS.

    To make his firm appear larger, it's called Mike, Mike, Mike & the Other Mike.
     

  5. Mike SS

    Mike SS Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    61
    Aug 9, 2012
    Nebraska
    To stop the deluge of meaningless lawsuits plugging up the court system, teletimetx has begun organizing a Houston lynching party, which will handle some of the lesser cases.
     

  6. fuzzbender

    fuzzbender Former Member

    Feb 15, 2011
    dislocation
    talking of deluges, Mike used to run Antediluvian Realty

    i know, i bought a time share, the promo was excellent, dam

     

  7. rz350

    rz350 Friend of Leo's Ad Free Member

    Age:
    53
    Nov 15, 2009
    Waubeka Wisconsin
    fuzzbender buys Alice Cooper albums to see if he can find more Donovan hidden in them......
     

  8. fuzzbender

    fuzzbender Former Member

    Feb 15, 2011
    dislocation
    talking of Al Ice the Cooper, rz sold me a motorbyicicle. he said, it might not get you through the desert, but you could drink when it melted. i recall he called it a quick silver machine

     

  9. simonc

    simonc Friend of Leo's

    Age:
    38
    Jun 25, 2004
    Perth Western Australia
    rz350 is starting a dental floss farm in Montana. talks are under way to get Luis Suarez onboard as part of their marketing campaign.
     

  10. fuzzbender

    fuzzbender Former Member

    Feb 15, 2011
    dislocation
    as a counteraction simonc favours a soft machine

    he dares you

     

  11. fuzzbender

    fuzzbender Former Member

    Feb 15, 2011
    dislocation
    weather report follows shortly
     

  12. teletimetx

    teletimetx Poster Extraordinaire

    Jul 25, 2011
    Houston, TX
    Fuzz remembers when the report was shorter than the messenger's brew, and mysterious travelers were headed for greener pastorious's; but he can't remember where he left his glasses or his middle name.
     

  13. rz350

    rz350 Friend of Leo's Ad Free Member

    Age:
    53
    Nov 15, 2009
    Waubeka Wisconsin
    teletimetx is actually living on Tulsa time.
     

  14. fuzzbender

    fuzzbender Former Member

    Feb 15, 2011
    dislocation
    by the time he got to Phoenix rz was 24 hours from Tulsa
     

  15. HoodieMcFoodie

    HoodieMcFoodie Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Age:
    55
    Oct 22, 2007
    Tamworth, 'straya.
    fuzzbender's been through the desert on a horse with no name
     
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  16. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Ad Free + Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Hoodie spent a weekend Stuck in ol' Lodi Again, but did catch a great show by that vixen Sharron at the side show.
     

  17. HoodieMcFoodie

    HoodieMcFoodie Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Age:
    55
    Oct 22, 2007
    Tamworth, 'straya.
    Kirch likes a cheap wine and a three day growth
     
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  18. Dingbat

    Dingbat Friend of Leo's

    Apr 12, 2012
    Eugene, Oregon
    Hoodie's craving for expensive wine has lead to a lewd and criminal life style.
     

  19. teletimetx

    teletimetx Poster Extraordinaire

    Jul 25, 2011
    Houston, TX
    ...but with the Dingman, that's all right, 'cuz it's midnight, and he's got two more bottles of wine.

    Ripple!
     

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