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Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Arizona
    Dlew was also in an accident at work..................................................
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
    Dlew has never worked a day in his life!
     
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  2. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    One day Rusty rubbed his bucket and a genie appeared. The genie granted Rusty one wish, and Rusty asked for a million bucks.
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    He now has enough venison to last for ten more generations of Rustbuckets.
     
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  3. Lake Placid Blue

    Lake Placid Blue Friend of Leo's

    Sep 24, 2016
    California
    Stringy rubbed Rusty to get his wish granted. It cost him a million bucks. He said it was worth every penny. NTTAWWT.
     
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  4. dlew919

    dlew919 Poster Extraordinaire

    Aug 6, 2012
    Sydney
    This explains why LPB has been at my place crawled up on the floor crying. He wanted to grant stringy and rusty wishes separately. Poor bloke has had his heart broken.

    I almost didn’t take advantage of him.


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  5. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    dlew finds being behind and downwind of LPB advantageous for creeping up on him.
     
  6. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Kflam wishes that someone, anyone, would pay attention to him.
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  7. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    <WHERE do you find them?????????LOL>
    Stringy's attention to me is really getting creepy. I feel so vulnerable.
     
  8. Lake Placid Blue

    Lake Placid Blue Friend of Leo's

    Sep 24, 2016
    California
    Kreepy and Vulnerable is the name of Kfan and Stringy’s new workout video. For adults only. Lonely adults. Really desperate lonely adults..... so I’ve heard.
     
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  9. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire Ad Free Member

    Age:
    46
    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    Lonely Pitied Bro has his own workout video, so he's fine.
     
  10. Lake Placid Blue

    Lake Placid Blue Friend of Leo's

    Sep 24, 2016
    California
    TeleBrew made a workout video that only exercises one arm. He looks like a Fiddler Crab grabbing and earthworm.
     
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  11. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    And Earthworm is the name of Large Poopy Baby’s new tubesteak band.
     
  12. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire Ad Free Member

    Age:
    46
    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    . . . in which SB is first skinflute chair.
     
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  13. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Arizona
    TeleBrew blows all the chairs, er... “instruments” I mean.
     
  14. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Rusty was just named 1st Upright plucker
     
  15. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Kflam is a pheasant plucker.
     
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  16. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Everyone said SB had a little pluck as a boy...I THINK that's what they were saying.
     
  17. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Arizona
    Kfan has often been referred to as a “Mother Plucker”.
     
  18. hollowman

    hollowman Friend of Leo's

    Nov 22, 2006
    Kansas City
    Rusty's mother wears army boots. No, really, she was in the Big Red 1. Or at least she was in Junction City KS for a couple of weeks...
     
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  19. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire Ad Free Member

    Age:
    46
    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    hollowman often wears nothing but army boots and smile. But only on Tuesdays.
     
  20. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Arizona
    TeleBrew can’t wait for tomorrow...
     
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