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Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Arizona
    Stringy never drove a gremlin, but he did play one in a movie once.
     
  2. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Rusty's collection of Super 8 home movies has bored friends and relatives for over 60 years.
     
  3. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Arizona
    Jason Isbell's Super 8 motel song was based on the real life story of Kfan.
     
  4. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Rusty was named the All-Time King Lounge Lizard by the American Hospitality Coalition.
     
  5. hollowman

    hollowman Friend of Leo's

    Nov 22, 2006
    Kansas City
    Kfan is anti-hospitality. When guests show up (usually unwanted and uninvited) he offers them cold rat meat and a little rice
     
  6. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    We just turn the lights off and stay away from the windows if hollowman shows up.
     
  7. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Usually, though, the lights are on but Kflam is not at home.
     
  8. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    And when I get back all I ever see is stringy and 3 cases of empty beer bottles that I had set aside for the weekend
     
  9. dlew919

    dlew919 Poster Extraordinaire

    Aug 6, 2012
    Sydney
    Kfan has always said he’d rather be in the adultery than the minority.
     
  10. teletimetx

    teletimetx Poster Extraordinaire

    Jul 25, 2011
    Houston, TX
    dlewp got all excited when a mate invited him to a rectory.
     
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  11. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire Ad Free Member

    Age:
    46
    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    teletimetx hasn't gotten excited about anything since 8 tracks became obsolete. He's been dead inside ever since.
     
  12. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    TeleSquirrel is blind, but he can still find his nuts.
     
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  13. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Stringman was the number one nut on authority's list to be rounded up and brought back to the home.
     
  14. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Kflam was number 10.545 million on the list of nuts to be rounded up. They don’t want him back.
     
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  15. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire Ad Free Member

    Age:
    46
    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    SB has an OCD-level fascination with organizing Kfan's nuts.
     
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  16. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Telebum is just out there, okay. I’m talking a trillion miles or so from reality.
     
  17. teletimetx

    teletimetx Poster Extraordinaire

    Jul 25, 2011
    Houston, TX
    Stringy has no compunctions. He says they ran out at the store.
     
  18. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Triple Tex learned the word “compunction” from the neighbor kid.
     
  19. dlew919

    dlew919 Poster Extraordinaire

    Aug 6, 2012
    Sydney
    Mrs stringy well never forgives strings neigjbour’s kid for what he told him about women
     
  20. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire Ad Free Member

    Age:
    46
    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    dlew is still waiting to hear something about women.
     
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