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Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. dlew919

    dlew919 Poster Extraordinaire

    Aug 6, 2012
    Sydney
    Just don’t look in the boot of Rusty’s car.
     

  2. Lake Placid Blue

    Lake Placid Blue Friend of Leo's

    Sep 24, 2016
    California
    Dlew is obsessed with Rusty’s booty.
     
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  3. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    At the height of the season LPB hangs out at the beach offering free booty. It's been a long lonely decade.
     
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  4. dlew919

    dlew919 Poster Extraordinaire

    Aug 6, 2012
    Sydney
    Kfans offer is still open. But lpb just waits for someone, anyone, else. A long lonely summer.
     

  5. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Without mirrors in his place, dlew would have no one to talk to.
     
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  6. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Without no place, Kflam uses the side view mirrors of cars on the streets to talk to himself, and adjust his pompadour.
     
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  7. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Not to be picky, but SB's use of double negatives like "Without no place" confuses the issue and is just another example of him having more time than sense.
     
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  8. dlew919

    dlew919 Poster Extraordinaire

    Aug 6, 2012
    Sydney
    Stringy - Kfan uses double negatives all the time - as he says, 2 negatives make a positve, and he likes to be positive. Even when he's negative.

    He's a terrible battery. And a worse magnet.
     

  9. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Arizona
    I cannot say that I do not disagree with you, Dude919.

    <I believe that would be a triple negative penned by Groucho Marx.>
     

  10. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Rusty is known as the grouchy guy with the lawn fetish.
     

  11. Mike SS

    Mike SS Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    62
    Aug 9, 2012
    Nebraska
    If you look up the word "boring" in the dictionary, there is a picture of Kfan.
     

  12. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Kinsey fell asleep interviewing Mike for his "Sexual Behavior in the Human Male"
     
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  13. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    46
    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    Even Kinsey was freaked out by Kfan's sexual behavior.
     

  14. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Now tele knows why there was never a sequel to the first book.
     
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  15. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Kflam’s life is a series of befores and afters.

    Before:
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    After:
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  16. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    After a while people wish they never saw SB before.
     

  17. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Arizona
    Kfan is sometimes known as the Queen of Congeniality.
     
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  18. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    46
    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    "Congeniality" and "Rustbucket" have never been associated.
     

  19. Lake Placid Blue

    Lake Placid Blue Friend of Leo's

    Sep 24, 2016
    California
    “Congenital” and “TeleBrew” are associated in medical records.
     
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  20. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Arizona
    Medical science has yet to classify Le Problem Bone.
     
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