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Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Arizona
    Better than Kfan, who had to have 4 tarps seen together likes quilt.
     

  2. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    RB advised they do that knowing the orgasmic effect the uncovered photo would have on the ladies reading the mag.
     

  3. HoodieMcFoodie

    HoodieMcFoodie Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Age:
    56
    Oct 22, 2007
    Tamworth, 'straya.
    Kirch can often be found in the waiting room at the doctors with a Reader's Digest in his hand. He doesn't make an appointment, because he's not sick, he's just too tight to buy a subscription.
     
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  4. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Hoodie's grooming regimen is to shower and shave while the Rug Doctor works on his hairpiece.
     

  5. teletimetx

    teletimetx Poster Extraordinaire Gold Supporter

    Jul 25, 2011
    Houston, TX
    I'm surprised how sharp Kfan can be after years of sniffing glue and eating play dough.
     

  6. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    3T's diet consists of Twinkies, Devil Dogs and camp coffee.
     

  7. tgfmike

    tgfmike Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 28, 2009
    Culver City CA
    Kfan stays slim by washing down his Twinkies with Diet Pepsi.
     

  8. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    'Taint Gonna Float is the west coast spokesperson for Bubba's Burgers and Brews
     

  9. teletimetx

    teletimetx Poster Extraordinaire Gold Supporter

    Jul 25, 2011
    Houston, TX
    Kfan has to lose weight to fit into his Santa costume.
     
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  10. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Triple T got stuck in the chimney 5 years in a row, and he had to be extricated by the fire department every time. Very embarrassing indeed. Everyone’s wondering if he’ll go for it this year.
     
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2017

  11. Mike SS

    Mike SS Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    62
    Aug 9, 2012
    Nebraska
    Although too skinny to play Santa for the kids, Stringy does make a convincing North Pole.
     

  12. tgfmike

    tgfmike Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 28, 2009
    Culver City CA
    MSS is from Krakow. He's a South Pole.
     

  13. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Arizona
    TGF can’t claim either pole. He is bi-polar.
     
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2017
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  14. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Real Bandit plys his pickpocketing trade everywhere he is.
     

  15. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Arizona
    Tried pickpocketing Stringy once, but all his pockets have holes in them it seams.
     

  16. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Rough Boy is the least-wanted felon in Arizona.
     
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2017

  17. Lake Placid Blue

    Lake Placid Blue Friend of Leo's

    Sep 24, 2016
    California
    Stringbeans is the least wanted Tele owner on TDPRI.
     

  18. teletimetx

    teletimetx Poster Extraordinaire Gold Supporter

    Jul 25, 2011
    Houston, TX
    LPB is the least and the most; but mostly neither.
     

  19. dlew919

    dlew919 Poster Extraordinaire

    Aug 6, 2012
    Sydney
    Ttx always chooses neither.
     

  20. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Del Xloo prefers to be neither here, nor there.
     

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