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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Marcelo R, Jul 10, 2017.

  1. Marcelo R

    Marcelo R Tele-Holic

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    Oct 3, 2014
    Uruguay
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    Just what this thread's title say :mad: :D

    Note: I've hijacked this pic from another member of this forum. My apologies.
     

  2. brogh

    brogh Super Moderator Staff Member

    Jun 26, 2010
    italy
    well not really judging from the graphics, at the time of the poster that would have been true :D

    today's version probably has a hipster with a cellphone on his stick while blogging :D
     

  3. boris bubbanov

    boris bubbanov Telefied Ad Free Member

    The paradox of the guitar attracting girls is:

    1) One, if you cannot play well, the girl keeps her distance and so you have to keep playing and it isn't getting any better and she's losing interest every moment;

    2) Two, if you CAN play well, the girl decides she's very interested and she persuades you to put down the guitar before you can finish half of one song.

    The poor gals, in what set of circumstances do they ever get to hear you actually play 3 songs well, back to back? I remember this one wonderful young lady from the Baltimore area, studying to be a physical therapist, and while she was living in New Orleans someone asked her how well I played and she just smiled - she never would let me play a whole song through, bless her!! :^)
     
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  5. Dismalhead

    Dismalhead Friend of Leo's

    Age:
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    Feb 16, 2014
    Auburn, California

  6. Tony Done

    Tony Done Friend of Leo's

    Age:
    72
    Dec 3, 2014
    Toowoomba, Australia
    Heh, I got two wives, not concurrently, by playing Paxton's "Last thing on my mind" at parties. It worked for me.
     

  7. archiemax

    archiemax TDPRI Member

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    Oct 11, 2016
    Phoenix AZ
    From Mac Davis' song "Hooked on Music:"

    So I bought myself a guitar & I wrote me a ladies' song
    I'd just change the name to fit my latest flame and that sucker never came out wrong.
     

  8. jackinjax

    jackinjax Tele-Afflicted Ad Free Member

    Sep 11, 2016
    Jacksonville

  9. Marcelo R

    Marcelo R Tele-Holic

    975
    Oct 3, 2014
    Uruguay
    Well, I really can't tell - I'm not a DJ :D

    Best regards.
     

  10. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Friend of Leo's

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    52
    Nov 5, 2006
    Sinatra's World
    Pfft. Guitar players are so 1975. These days, it's all about the bass player!
     
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  11. Old Tele man

    Old Tele man Tele-Meister

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    May 10, 2017
    Tucson, AZ
    Attributed to Andres Segovia: "Guitar...the easiest instrument to play badly."
     
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  12. telleutelleme

    telleutelleme Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 15, 2010
    Houston
    I guess my problem was I spent too much time looking at the fretboard.
     
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  13. telemnemonics

    telemnemonics Poster Extraordinaire

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    Mar 2, 2010
    Maine
    Andres Segovia invented the guitar.
     

  14. telemnemonics

    telemnemonics Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
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    Mar 2, 2010
    Maine
    When Segovia was in his '90s and was asked at a performance whey he played a particular piece so fast, he answered: "because it gets more chicks".

    (He actually said: "because I can")
     
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  15. telemnemonics

    telemnemonics Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
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    Mar 2, 2010
    Maine
    Eric Clapton invented guitar wankery.

    (Truth is, Buddy guy invented guitar wankery)

    The thread is about telling lies, right?

    TDPRI'rs always read the OP carefully and follow instructions dutifully.
     
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  16. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    I agree that having a guitar would help some people with the gals. I'm almost certain this guy would do okay.

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Chicago Matt

    Chicago Matt Tele-Afflicted

    Aug 23, 2014
    Woodstock
    Yes, this is total wankery :):
     
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  18. beagle

    beagle Tele-Holic

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    Jul 20, 2010
    Yorkshire
    Only one girl was ever attracted by my guitar playing. Luckily, the injunction worked and no bunnies were harmed... :twisted:
     
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  19. telemnemonics

    telemnemonics Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
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    Mar 2, 2010
    Maine
    I think I finally understand the intent of this thread!
    I thought it was a request for us to post lies.
    Seemed @Marcelo R posted the first lie, and we could lie about anything we wanted.

    But now I see that Marcelo was saying it's a lie that guitar players are more popular with women or whoever they wish to attract.

    What made me popular with girls/ women was the fact that I spent so many hours practicing my guitar, so I never had hangovers from too much fun or woke up in a pool of unattractive stuff.
    Yep! Stay in and practice!

    Sadly I had a guitar lying around for years but no time to play until I was 20.
    Can't recall what I was doing in my teens...
     
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  20. chris m.

    chris m. Friend of Leo's

    Ever seen the Tao of Steve? One of the rules of attracting women from the movie is to "show excellence in what you do". Humans are instinctively drawn to superior specimens of our species (which would provide us an evolutionary advantage in the event we successfully procreate with said specimen). It almost doesn't matter what it is-- playing guitar, swimming, glass blowing, solving complicated math equations, whatever. Women will be attracted to you if you are demonstrably really good at what what you do. The beauty of something like guitar is it doesn't take much for a woman to figure out that, hey, you're pretty dang good at that. My experience in my single days was when you're playing a bar gig and the band sounds really good, at that moment you have a huge edge over every guy in the bar except maybe the lead singer. None of the other guys in the bar have a stage they can get on and show their excellence. The big exceptions to this are a) if some guy at the bar is a total hunk, b) he knows how to tell really funny stories, and c) he knows the other rules from the Tao of Steve. (be desire-less, be excellent, and be gone).

     
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  21. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

    If that were true, I would have [MOD: can't say that!] throughout Uni.

    Now where is that emoji? :cry:
     

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