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I've got GAS!

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by soulgeezer, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Poster Extraordinaire

    Nov 5, 2006
    Sinatra's World
    Seriously, it's like someone is stabbing me just below my right shoulder blade and it really hurts! How can I get rid of this GAS?????

    :D :D :D :D :D :p :p :p :p :p
     
  2. Shuster

    Shuster Tele-Meister Silver Supporter

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    South Texas
    Tell your girlfriend, could she kindly pull the ice pick out of your shoulder;)
     
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  3. Blue Bill

    Blue Bill Poster Extraordinaire Ad Free Member

    Feb 15, 2014
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  4. Salsg

    Salsg Tele-Meister

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    Have someone pull your finger
     
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  5. Guitarzan

    Guitarzan Poster Extraordinaire

    Feb 28, 2006
    Hotlanta, GA
    You also have a problematic tendency in your elocution to use a superfluous "got", which is a much more important problem than a little extra methane.

    "I have GAS" does the job.

    :p:D
     
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  6. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Poster Extraordinaire

    Nov 5, 2006
    Sinatra's World
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  7. Cesspit

    Cesspit Tele-Meister

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    Long term sufferer here, there is no cure....
     
  8. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    You could don a rainçoat and stand at a bus stop then stick your finger out through the coat about waist high. If it doesn't cure your gas you should make some interesting new friends.
     
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  9. Obsessed

    Obsessed Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Nov 21, 2012
    Montana
    Heck, just go buy a new guitar and be done with it.
     
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  10. Shuster

    Shuster Tele-Meister Silver Supporter

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    We Have a Bingo!!
     
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  11. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Poster Extraordinaire

    Nov 5, 2006
    Sinatra's World
    I'm not sure how a new guitar is going to help, but... OK! You convinced me! :D :p
     
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  12. RoscoeElegante

    RoscoeElegante Friend of Leo's

    Feb 19, 2015
    TooFarFromCanada
  13. RockNRollin_Nolan

    RockNRollin_Nolan Tele-Meister

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    Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?


    Oh wait, that one didn't come out yet.
     
  14. brogh

    brogh Super Moderator Staff Member

    Jun 26, 2010
    italy
    for what did you almost click the buy button this time ?

    we need to KNOW !
     
  15. Fendereedo

    Fendereedo Friend of Leo's

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    Prune juice, works magic!
     
  16. gusfinley

    gusfinley Tele-Meister

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    1. Browse Internet Forums and Reseller and Manufacturer websites and notice all the nifty things they have.

    2. Look around at the suddenly inadequate things that you already have.

    3. Feel Sad.

    4. Look again at the nifty new things. You need them now. You will do anything to have them now.

    5. Buy a new nifty thing now on credit and pay it off in two weeks after you:
    a) get paid
    b) sell-off your previously loved gear for much less than it is worth.

    6. Wait a few weeks.

    7. Return to step 1.
     
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  17. brogh

    brogh Super Moderator Staff Member

    Jun 26, 2010
    italy
  18. fatcat

    fatcat Friend of Leo's

    Jul 6, 2010
    Very Deep South
    Well at least he warned us in time to give him the necessary buffer zone.

    I do appreciate that kind of honesty.
     
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