I've got GAS!

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  1. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Poster Extraordinaire

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    Seriously, it's like someone is stabbing me just below my right shoulder blade and it really hurts! How can I get rid of this GAS?????

    :D :D :D :D :D :p :p :p :p :p
     
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    notmyusualuserid Friend of Leo's

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    Pepto-Bismol?
     
  3. Shuster

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    Tell your girlfriend, could she kindly pull the ice pick out of your shoulder;)
     
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    Have someone pull your finger
     
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    You also have a problematic tendency in your elocution to use a superfluous "got", which is a much more important problem than a little extra methane.

    "I have GAS" does the job.

    :p:D
     
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  7. soulgeezer

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    Long term sufferer here, there is no cure....
     
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    You could don a rainçoat and stand at a bus stop then stick your finger out through the coat about waist high. If it doesn't cure your gas you should make some interesting new friends.
     
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    Heck, just go buy a new guitar and be done with it.
     
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    I'm not sure how a new guitar is going to help, but... OK! You convinced me! :D :p
     
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    for what did you almost click the buy button this time ?

    we need to KNOW !
     
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    1. Browse Internet Forums and Reseller and Manufacturer websites and notice all the nifty things they have.

    2. Look around at the suddenly inadequate things that you already have.

    3. Feel Sad.

    4. Look again at the nifty new things. You need them now. You will do anything to have them now.

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    b) sell-off your previously loved gear for much less than it is worth.

    6. Wait a few weeks.

    7. Return to step 1.
     
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    Well at least he warned us in time to give him the necessary buffer zone.

    I do appreciate that kind of honesty.
     
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