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Incorrect Information in Songs

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Paul in Colorado, Sep 30, 2017.

  1. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    There's so many things wrong about "Six days on the road" it must have been written by a uber driver. For one, I got 10 forward gears and a Georgia overdrive. Georgia overdrive is coasting out of gear. Coasting out of gear on flat ground? Well probably not for long if you're a little overloaded. If you're coasting downhill, and you're a little overloaded, we'll you better wake old Fred up in the sleeper or he's gonna miss a hell of a wreck.
     
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  2. clintj

    clintj Friend of Leo's

    Apr 4, 2015
    Idaho
    These seem to be common mistakes with many bluesmen:

    Big legged women can actually be quite soulful.

    Also, peach trees are seldom shaken since the fruit bruises so easily. Peaches are usually hand picked.
     
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  3. 3-Chord-Genius

    3-Chord-Genius Friend of Leo's

    Apr 3, 2015
    Winchester, VA
    "Round and round, what goes around comes around, I'll tell you why".

    He doesn't tell me why, and it really annoys me.
     
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  4. notmyusualuserid

    notmyusualuserid Tele-Meister

    347
    May 3, 2016
    Scotland
    Perhaps Nat Burton was thinking of the toffees?

    Or maybe not, he was American after all ;)
     

  5. marivor58

    marivor58 TDPRI Member

    69
    Apr 12, 2012
    uk
    "Club Tropicana, drinks are free". No.
     
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  6. Bones

    Bones Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Dec 31, 2005
    Luddite Island, NY
    The rock star world is populated with druggies and drop-outs, why would anyone expect them to get the facts straight?
     

  7. raito

    raito Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

    Nov 22, 2010
    Madison, WI
    Benoit Mandelbrot is dead, though the song says otherwise. But he was alive when the song was written. What about songs that were once true, but are not any longer?
     

  8. craigs63

    craigs63 Tele-Meister

    484
    Aug 23, 2009
    Naperville, IL
    Heart's "Barracuda" "burn burn burn to the wick" - I think the wick is the part you light, not the end.
     

  9. brookdalebill

    brookdalebill Telefied Ad Free Member

    Age:
    60
    Nov 15, 2009
    Austin, Tx
    Yeah, burn burn burn to a puddle of wax does not have the same ring to it!
     
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  10. Paul in Colorado

    Paul in Colorado Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Mar 17, 2003
    Fort Collins, CO
    There were Model A's with back seats.

    1930-ford-model-a-tudor-2-door-sedan.jpg
     
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  11. beyer160

    beyer160 Tele-Afflicted

    Aug 11, 2010
    On Location
    1. Weed
    2. Yes, especially when set aflame
     

  12. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

    Ooooooooooohh!
     

  13. Jim622

    Jim622 Tele-Meister

    Can I get the time it took to read this thread back?
     

  14. Piggy Stu

    Piggy Stu Tele-Afflicted

    Age:
    38
    Feb 26, 2017
    Manchester UK
    Wasn't there some male judge called Sue?
     

  15. Piggy Stu

    Piggy Stu Tele-Afflicted

    Age:
    38
    Feb 26, 2017
    Manchester UK

  16. Anode100

    Anode100 Friend of Leo's

    May 9, 2014
    Behind my beard.
    Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

    'Other words' also scan better sometimes.

    Is there even a midnight express upon which to gain passage to Bangkok?
    Enquiring minds want to know...
     

  17. william tele

    william tele Doctor of Teleocity

    Nov 7, 2009
    Kansas City, MO
    Well, it could have been a sedan...except the lyrics say:

    "That Model A body made her look like a pup." Not:

    "That Model A body made her look like a poop." :D

    Here's what the original supposedly was...

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  18. rz350

    rz350 Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

    Age:
    53
    Nov 15, 2009
    Waubeka Wisconsin
    Beck, Gamma Ray....

    And my Chevrolet terraplane
    Going around around around....

    Hudson made the Terraplane.
     

  19. scottser

    scottser Tele-Holic

    656
    Mar 6, 2009
    dublin
    Is there a midnight train to Georgia?
    As an aside, I tried to buy a ticket for the love train hoping that the ojays would be on board - well you should have seen the looks I got from the ticket vendor. Quite frankly I've a good mind to write a strongly worded letter to the ojays for their intransigence.
     
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  20. Red_Gloria

    Red_Gloria TDPRI Member

    84
    May 18, 2015
    Bristol, UK
    When she squeezed my lemon the juice went in my eye.
     
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