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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by wildkat-bob, Jun 17, 2013.
for example if you cross a horse with a cow? do you get road apple cow pies?
Oh gawd! Primary-school humour remembered...
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a parrot?
I don't know - but when it talks, you listen.
There is another one I recall but it's as far from politically correct as you can get...
I like the lion/tiger hybrid, also known as a liger.
It's bred for it's skills in magic.
It's pretty much my favorite animal.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
The absolute meanest cross is an alligator crossed with a crocodile, a crocogator. The thing has a head on both ends, with no place to take a dump, meanest, maddest, most frustrated creature on earth.
Dang! Beat me to it!
This is also a good way to come up with band names maybe? Or a bad way... well, it's a way at least!
Usually you get a SciFi channel original movie.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse?
Bloody big holes in the skirting-board...
Foxbat..... fastest hybrid animal out there...
A panda with a harmonium?
Sorry, gone a bit off topic there.
Lobstroctopus sounds like a really unpleasant medical procedure.
If you cross a normal person with a bored internet forum user, you get a terrible thread.
Huh? Nobody remembers the jackalope?
Donkey and a Zebra
A male is a Ken Keyzee.
Cheetah and tortoise. The cheetoise. The world's fastest slowest land animal.
Donkey + an onion = ass that brings tears to your eyes.
There was Breeder that crossed a Poodle with a Pincher.
Ended-up with a Pinchapoo.
cross a sheep with a rabbit...
and you get a.. rabbeep.... or some sort of turd..
This is a chihuahua and a dachshund:
... an elephant with a pigeon?
Don't know, but don't watch out when it's flying overhead.