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if you cross one animal with another do you get?

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  1. wildkat-bob

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    for example if you cross a horse with a cow? do you get road apple cow pies?
     
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    Oh gawd! Primary-school humour remembered...

    What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

    A woolly jumper.

    What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a parrot?

    I don't know - but when it talks, you listen.

    There is another one I recall but it's as far from politically correct as you can get...
     
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    I like the lion/tiger hybrid, also known as a liger.

    It's bred for it's skills in magic.

    It's pretty much my favorite animal.
     
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    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

    Elephino!
     
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    The absolute meanest cross is an alligator crossed with a crocodile, a crocogator. The thing has a head on both ends, with no place to take a dump, meanest, maddest, most frustrated creature on earth.
     
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    Dang! Beat me to it!
     
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    This is also a good way to come up with band names maybe? Or a bad way... well, it's a way at least!

    Giraffeopanther? Lobstroctopus?
     
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    Usually you get a SciFi channel original movie.

    [​IMG]
     
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    What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse?

    Bloody big holes in the skirting-board...
     
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    Foxbat..... fastest hybrid animal out there...:)
     
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    A panda with a harmonium?

    Sorry, gone a bit off topic there.

    Lobstroctopus sounds like a really unpleasant medical procedure.
     
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    If you cross a normal person with a bored internet forum user, you get a terrible thread. :mrgreen:
     
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    Huh? Nobody remembers the jackalope?
     

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    Donkey and a Zebra

    Keyzee

    A male is a Ken Keyzee.
     
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    Cheetah and tortoise. The cheetoise. The world's fastest slowest land animal.
     
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    Donkey + an onion = ass that brings tears to your eyes.
     
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    There was Breeder that crossed a Poodle with a Pincher.

    Ended-up with a Pinchapoo.
     
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    cross a sheep with a rabbit...

    and you get a.. rabbeep.... or some sort of turd.. :)
     
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    This is a chihuahua and a dachshund:

    [​IMG]
     
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    ... an elephant with a pigeon?
    Don't know, but don't watch out when it's flying overhead.
     
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