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if you cross one animal with another do you get?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by wildkat-bob, Jun 17, 2013.

  1. wildkat-bob

    wildkat-bob Tele-Afflicted

    May 14, 2013
    Beside a Mountain
    for example if you cross a horse with a cow? do you get road apple cow pies?
     
  2. Tony474

    Tony474 Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
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    Apr 16, 2007
    North Bushey, England.
    Oh gawd! Primary-school humour remembered...

    What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

    A woolly jumper.

    What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a parrot?

    I don't know - but when it talks, you listen.

    There is another one I recall but it's as far from politically correct as you can get...
     
  3. Kineada

    Kineada Tele-Meister

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    Jun 23, 2010
    Freedom, PA
    I like the lion/tiger hybrid, also known as a liger.

    It's bred for it's skills in magic.

    It's pretty much my favorite animal.
     
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  5. waparker4

    waparker4 Doctor of Teleocity

    Nov 9, 2011
    Philadelphia, PA
    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

    Elephino!
     
  6. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    The absolute meanest cross is an alligator crossed with a crocodile, a crocogator. The thing has a head on both ends, with no place to take a dump, meanest, maddest, most frustrated creature on earth.
     
  7. ghall

    ghall Tele-Meister

    262
    Feb 16, 2010
    Massachusetts
    Dang! Beat me to it!
     
  8. AirBagTester

    AirBagTester Friend of Leo's

    Nov 7, 2010
    Maryland
    This is also a good way to come up with band names maybe? Or a bad way... well, it's a way at least!

    Giraffeopanther? Lobstroctopus?
     
  9. Jackson Jackson

    Jackson Jackson Friend of Leo's

    May 18, 2006
    Portland, OR
    Usually you get a SciFi channel original movie.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Tony474

    Tony474 Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    69
    Apr 16, 2007
    North Bushey, England.
    What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse?

    Bloody big holes in the skirting-board...
     
  11. trev333

    trev333 Doctor of Teleocity

    Foxbat..... fastest hybrid animal out there...:)
     
  12. PinewoodRo

    PinewoodRo Tele-Afflicted

    A panda with a harmonium?

    Sorry, gone a bit off topic there.

    Lobstroctopus sounds like a really unpleasant medical procedure.
     
  13. Nick JD

    Nick JD Doctor of Teleocity

    If you cross a normal person with a bored internet forum user, you get a terrible thread. :D
     
  14. Glen Smith

    Glen Smith RIP

    Aug 20, 2011
    Canada
    Huh? Nobody remembers the jackalope?
     

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  15. Lowbassnotes

    Lowbassnotes Friend of Leo's

    Feb 7, 2012
    Pacific Rim USA
    Donkey and a Zebra

    Keyzee

    A male is a Ken Keyzee.
     
  16. AirBagTester

    AirBagTester Friend of Leo's

    Nov 7, 2010
    Maryland
    Cheetah and tortoise. The cheetoise. The world's fastest slowest land animal.
     
  17. Ricky D.

    Ricky D. Poster Extraordinaire

    Donkey + an onion = ass that brings tears to your eyes.
     
  18. String Tree

    String Tree Doctor of Teleocity

    Dec 8, 2010
    Up North
    There was Breeder that crossed a Poodle with a Pincher.

    Ended-up with a Pinchapoo.
     
  19. trev333

    trev333 Doctor of Teleocity

    cross a sheep with a rabbit...

    and you get a.. rabbeep.... or some sort of turd.. :)
     
  20. Brian Krashpad

    Brian Krashpad Tele-Afflicted

    Jan 25, 2007
    GNV FLA USA
    This is a chihuahua and a dachshund:

    [​IMG]
     
  21. Dave_O

    Dave_O Friend of Leo's

    Jul 27, 2006
    offline and IRL
    ... an elephant with a pigeon?
    Don't know, but don't watch out when it's flying overhead.
     
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