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If I Won The Lottery I'd Still Have Holes In My Jeans

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by RodeoTex, Jun 19, 2017.

  1. Mr. Lumbergh

    Mr. Lumbergh Poster Extraordinaire

    Jun 13, 2013
    Initech, Inc.
    I think you'd lose your TDPRI privileges if you got rid of the bumched shrits though.

  2. telleutelleme

    telleutelleme Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 15, 2010
    Good point. Perhaps I find a successful bumched shirt first.
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  3. william tele

    william tele Doctor of Teleocity

    Nov 7, 2009
    Kansas City, MO
    I think jeans with holes in them look wonderful...if you're under 30...:)

    As soon as the first hole starts to appear those jeans meet the scissors and become instant "anti-cargo shorts"...
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  4. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

    B-but it worked for you!
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  5. g-Paul

    g-Paul Tele-Holic

    Apr 23, 2006
    Leafs Nation
    Mine all eventually get holes in them - when they do they get demoted from "jeans I wear to work" to "jeans I wear at home".
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  6. Rustbucket

    Rustbucket Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2016
    Mine get oil stained long before wearing holes in them. One benefit of driving an International.
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  7. Obsessed

    Obsessed Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

    Nov 21, 2012
    +1 Yup, no holy jeans to town or the city for me, but I've got jeans with huge and so many holes for at home up here on the mountain that even make my wife blush. If I won the lottery, I'd send my wife, step daughters, sisters and their families off to some exotic trip for a many weeks, so I could do some serious uninterrupted recordings. Okay, and maybe buy some more jeans, underwear and cargo shorts.

    If I won a whole lot more, I'd hire someone to find and fix the gremlin that lives in my '82 Shovelhead.:rolleyes:

    Oh yeah, and buy that reso and a few T-bone steaks.:)

  8. tfarny

    tfarny Tele-Holic

    Sep 4, 2008
    Hudson Valley, NY
    You could spend a million easy on a new house in many parts of the country. You might not be able to afford fancy pre-ruined jeans after that! Have to stick with the cargo shorts.

  9. Frank'n'censed

    Frank'n'censed Poster Extraordinaire

    Mar 27, 2011
    Parts Unknown
    I frequently spot young ladies driving uppity vehicles, sporting tears in their denim...seen a few movie/rock stars, as well

  10. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

    In Vancouver, you can't get a house for only a million!

  11. Flaneur

    Flaneur Friend of Leo's

    May 24, 2010
    I've been taking my style cues from Rory Gallagher and Dicky Betts for 45 years now. It's a bit late to change.

    With old bikes, battery acid was the source of most of the holes in my jeans. Nowadays, I wear overalls, when I know I'm going to get dirty. Jeans tend to go thin and uncomfortable at around the time they fall into holey pieces.

    Having more money wouldn't make me buy more clothes or tempt me to buy stupidly expensive versions of the ones I usually wear. The Wranglers I wore to the shops today cost $23 from Cavenders in Houston. They really couldn't fit or feel any better, at any price.
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  12. Boomhauer

    Boomhauer Friend of Leo's

    Aug 18, 2013
    I have holey jeans on right now. My shrit has not been bumched though :(

  13. GoldDeluxe5E3

    GoldDeluxe5E3 Tele-Holic Silver Supporter

    Aug 5, 2015
    Concord CA
    If I Won The Lottery,
    I'd Still Have Holes In My Jeans.
    I'd still look "Aces", but them holes,
    Would be in different places.
    No more gap in my fly trap,
    No split in the nether reaches.
    If I Won The Lottery,
    I'd still have holes in my breeches.

  14. Kojer

    Kojer Tele-Meister

    Sep 11, 2015
    Manila, PH
    My distressed Levi's is more expensive than my non-distressed ones :)

  15. RyCo1983

    RyCo1983 Tele-Afflicted

    Aug 15, 2012
    Central PA
    I like this line.
    It'd be killer right before a rocking lead break

  16. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    I don't play the lottery, so I'm out. They say, "You gotta play to win." But I say, ya gotta play to lose.
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  17. JORear

    JORear Tele-Meister

    Jun 11, 2017
    If I won the lottery,.............
    I would squandered half of it on a 30 minute national tv spot to tell a lot of people by name to kiss my A$$.
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  18. FenderLover

    FenderLover Friend of Leo's

    Jun 11, 2009
    I have three jeans that fit, but if I lost 10-15 LBS, I'd have eight more pair to wear.

    Lottery winnings would help me choose my misery - I'd buy more jeans. And another Tele.

  19. chiefline

    chiefline Tele-Holic

    Mar 18, 2014
    new jersey
    If i won the lottery all my new girlfriends would have holes in their jeans. You can guess where the holes came from....

  20. Lake Placid Blue

    Lake Placid Blue Friend of Leo's

    Sep 24, 2016
    How in the world could you be RUSTbucket if you get oil on your jeans? Something doesn't add up
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