I like Fenders. I like telecasters. I know fender isn't the only company that makes a good Tele. However it almost feels like sacrilege TO ME to buy a fender guitar that isn't made by fender. (If you don't feel like that it's okay. I know suhr, tom anderson, and the likes are great) With that being said, If I was going to get a guitar custom built for me I would want it reminiscent of a Fender, but something Fender would never put out. I'd probably go with Revelator guitars, because they make really great instruments and I met them at NAMM and they're great people. I typed in all my criteria into the magical google and it shot back with exactly the guitar I had in my head. (Someone already thought of it). I wanted a semi hollow jazz master body with tele components and a bigsby. I think it looks awesome! I'd get it in nitrocellulose black with binding around the body and around the f hole. Tele neck with a Slight v shape, maple board, body made of paulownia. Anyways, there is my mythical "maybe one day" guitar idea. What would you get?