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I smoked wife took my new Tele

Discussion in 'Telecaster Discussion Forum' started by cobalt6300, Dec 12, 2012.

  1. cobalt6300

    cobalt6300 Tele-Meister

    144
    Apr 26, 2012
    texas
    I'm in the dog house. I promised my wife I would quit smoking if she let me buy a new 2011 American Standard. I did but relapsed (2-3 per day) and she caught me smoking. She took it and kept it in her closet, but today she took it out of the house today and says she giving it away. Ugh!
     

  2. djphelan01

    djphelan01 Tele-Holic

    Age:
    51
    951
    Jun 11, 2008
    Watertown, CT
    Bummer but a deal is deal!
     

  3. JackStraw

    JackStraw Friend of Leo's

    Mar 22, 2008
    In The Pines
    I'm sorry but are you twelve years old?
     

  4. voodoostation

    voodoostation Tele-Afflicted

    Age:
    44
    May 10, 2007
    Midlothian, Va
    Never make promises you can't keep or remember...
     

  5. LeftyAl

    LeftyAl Friend of Leo's

    Mar 24, 2010
    Fl.
    She wants you to live! I give her credit!
     

  6. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

    Subject line needs a comma!
     

  7. Fresh

    Fresh Tele-Meister

    344
    Oct 10, 2011
    Florida
    love it :) Sorry Dude
     

  8. Glen Smith

    Glen Smith RIP

    Aug 20, 2011
    Canada
    Stop smoking your wife and maybe the Tele will come back.:D
     

  9. chrisgblues

    chrisgblues Tele-Afflicted

    May 31, 2010
    Halifax
    +1

    The only thing more important than your guitar is your life. Or so I've heard :D
     

  10. waster

    waster Tele-Holic

    That is the only reason I looked on this thread, I couldn't work out what the title meant.
     

  11. Kingpin

    Kingpin Friend of Leo's

    Mar 16, 2003
    Here
    Mmmmm... smoked wife

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Mark Davis

    Mark Davis Telefied Ad Free Member

    Mar 2, 2003
    Bakersfield Ca.
    Wouldnt it make more sense to sell it and use the $$ for household bills food?
     

  13. BigD

    BigD Friend of Leo's

    Feb 20, 2009
    Arkansas
    She don't play!!! Keeps her word.

    I like smokers they keep me in a job. A job where I watch them die slowly. Very unpleasant to watch, but hey I gotta pay the light bill.
     

  14. Tele Fan

    Tele Fan Friend of Leo's

    Oct 26, 2007
    Louisville, Ky
    I can't in my wildest dreams imagine my wife ever taking anything of mine as if she was my mother.
     
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  15. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

    Now a wife withholding, I know all about that :cry:
     

  16. flyingbanana

    flyingbanana Poster Extraordinaire

    I'll send my address...since she's giving it away.
     

  17. Telepi

    Telepi Tele-Afflicted

    Apr 22, 2009
    Missouri
    I'm totally cracking up. But, apparently shows smoking is more addictive than teles.

    Now I'm wondering if anyone has died from. GAS.. I've seen stats on smoking.
     

  18. dsutton24

    dsutton24 Poster Extraordinaire Ad Free Member

    Dec 29, 2010
    Illinois
    Gad! What happens if you leave the seat up?:D

    On a serious note, quit smoking. You'll live longer, stay healthier, and keep your toys.
     

  19. dan1952

    dan1952 Friend of Leo's

    Age:
    64
    Jun 24, 2004
    Anderson, IN
    WTF?!?
     

  20. greytop

    greytop Tele-Holic

    586
    Mar 19, 2010
    Frederick County, MD

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