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How to tell if someone is rich

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by BigDaddyLH, Jul 9, 2018.

  1. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

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  2. charlie chitlin

    charlie chitlin Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    Mar 17, 2003
    Spring City, Pa
    ONLY rich dudes wear bright green, pink and/or bright yellow.
    Pink IZOD shirt, lime green pants, no socks, boat shoes.
    You have to be rich to wear this.
    I think it's because rich people only hang out with other rich people...who are unlikely to beat their ass for dressing like that.
     

  3. moosie

    moosie Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    Jul 18, 2010
    Western Connecticut
    Hey Big Daddy. Glad to see the dog is back! It's you! :lol:
     

  4. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

    Well, you know how they say owners and their dogs come to look like each other. Not sure who changes more to make that true, however.
     
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  5. william tele

    william tele Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Nov 7, 2009
    Kansas City, MO
    I've noticed that people these days have adopted < 35% denim fabric left in their jeans as a wealth barometer...
     
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  6. E5RSY

    E5RSY Poster Extraordinaire

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    Mar 5, 2009
    Georgetown, TX
    Before smart phones came along, not wearing a wrist watch was a pretty good indicator because many wealthy people really don't give a damn what time it is. Don't need to.

    Now, phones have often replaced watches for timekeeping.
     

  7. slauson slim

    slauson slim Friend of Leo's

    Mar 16, 2003
    By The Levee
    Look at their teeth.

    I went to college with a guy from a wealthy family - multigenerational money. Criminally good looking, prep schools, exquisite manners, dressed simply but with a flair. I asked him once about being rich and he got a bit huffy. He told me that his family was NOT rich - they did not have a private jet. He said rich people own planes.
     
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  8. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

    Works for horse tradin, too!
     

  9. drf64

    drf64 Friend of Leo's

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    Jul 24, 2009
    Ada, MI
    That doesn't work in the UK.
     
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  10. Preacher

    Preacher Friend of Leo's

    Apr 17, 2007
    Big D
    I was watching an episode of Comedians in Cars getting Coffee in which Kevin Hart was telling Jerry Seinfeld about his daughter asking if they were rich.
    Jerry told him his son asked the same question. Jerry's answer was hilarious.

    Son: Dad are we rich?
    Jerry: Sorry son, you are not. But I am!
     

  11. william tele

    william tele Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Nov 7, 2009
    Kansas City, MO
    Hey! Us poor folks aren't trying to be pretentious by not wearing a watch...we REALLY don't give a crap what time it is! I can prove it...I don't even carry a phone...:D
     

  12. moosie

    moosie Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    Jul 18, 2010
    Western Connecticut
    Does a Cessna count?
     

  13. Frank'n'censed

    Frank'n'censed Poster Extraordinaire

    Mar 27, 2011
    Parts Unknown
    Your Richie Rich bags are a dead giveaway
     

  14. Frank'n'censed

    Frank'n'censed Poster Extraordinaire

    Mar 27, 2011
    Parts Unknown
    Howzabout a led zeppelin??
     
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  15. cnlbb

    cnlbb Tele-Holic

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    Jun 19, 2014
    United States
    Unfortunately, this trick doesn't work in England.
     

  16. Obsessed

    Obsessed Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

    Nov 21, 2012
    Montana
    When you have a bunch of fake friends smoozin' for a handout.
     

  17. trapdoor2

    trapdoor2 Tele-Meister

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    Nawth Alabama
    Gee, we had two planes when I was growing up (Bonanza and a J-3 Cub). I didn't know we were rich. :confused: I would have driven something nicer than a ragged-out VW. :D
     

  18. moosie

    moosie Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    Jul 18, 2010
    Western Connecticut
    How ya doin', buddy? :cool:
     

  19. MattyK-USA

    MattyK-USA Tele-Meister

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    Feb 22, 2018
    Savannah GA
    Can someone define what "rich" is these days? Not to sound like a DB, but a million bucks ain't what it used to be.
     
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  20. notmyusualuserid

    notmyusualuserid Tele-Afflicted

    May 3, 2016
    In the South
    Oh look, more national stereotyping. :rolleyes:

    I suppose Spaniards are fat and lazy, and the French are cheese eating surrender monkeys, and Americans are loud, bigmouthed braggards?

    Can it FFS.
     

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