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Hiding a guitar in your pants...

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by dh, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. dh

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    He probably slid the neck down his pants and tucked the body under his jacket. A few jokes have sprung immediately to mind, but I need to tone them down a little bit before I post 'em. ;)
     
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    If he breaks wind that's another neck gone.
     
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    Due to the recent QC issues with Les Pauls..........

    I guess he didn't have any junk in his pants before, but he sure has a hunk o' junk in them now! :D
     
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    Two at one time?
     
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    Remember that have you deleted anything thread?
     
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    This is some quality writing right here:

    "Each time, police said, the woman distracted employees at the Route 38 store as the red top, distracted Sam Ash employees, while the male subject shoved a Les Paul Slim Neck guitar down his pants."
     
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    I was about to post the same sentence. What is the red top? It doesn't make any sense to me.
     
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    I was afraid to click on this.
     
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    Actually, it's not a guitar. I'm just really glad to see you (and c'mon - look at the size of my hands !)
     
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    Just goes to show you, no service at the big stores.

    All that trouble and NOBODY offered to help him with it.

    He had to hide it all by himself.

    Sad.
     
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    While he was at it, he should have tossed a pair of stomp boxes in there as well.
     
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    I wanna know what the woman did to distract all the store employees. It's hard enough to get their attention when you need to talk to them...
     
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    i couldn't do it, on account of my Bigsby.
     
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    HA!

    And...he probably could have gotten away with a capo attached to his johnson.
     
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    Oo, er, Missus!
     
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    He'd have to be careful not to attach it to his jewels.......that'd sure raise his pitch!
     
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    I s'pose that's one way to get 'wood'!
     
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    I live near and have shopped in that Sam Ash. I cannot even get a salesperson to look at me while I'm in there. Maybe she just asked a question, that would be distracting enough to their employees. By the way, there is also a GC four stores down in the same plaza. Wonder if they went there after?
     
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    He wanted a slide guitar!
     
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