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Haiku

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by 2 Headed Goat, Mar 18, 2017.

  1. 2 Headed Goat

    2 Headed Goat Tele-Holic

    507
    Jul 28, 2012
    Here & Now
    Three short lines of prose
    Five, seven, five syllables
    A Japanese poem


    Here are a few…

    Cheers to C.L.F
    For his lovely creations
    Tele, Strat, P-Bass

    Advice for G.A.S pangs
    Avoid encouragement from
    Those who suffer too

    T D P R I
    Telecasters everywhere
    This is heavenly
     
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  2. telemnemonics

    telemnemonics Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    58
    Mar 2, 2010
    Maine
    Theoretically
    Some notes are wrong, some are right
    I try to push that
     

  3. william tele

    william tele Doctor of Teleocity

    Nov 7, 2009
    Kansas City, MO
    Of all poetry
    This kind seems the most awkward
    I admit defeat
     

  4. BorderRadio

    BorderRadio Poster Extraordinaire Silver Supporter

    Apr 2, 2014
    Phoenix, AZ
    My Telecaster
    Was made so twangy and bright
    Tone knob set so low
     

  5. Bristlehound

    Bristlehound Tele-Holic

    Age:
    57
    679
    Jan 4, 2017
    Wales
    To convey one's mood
    In seventeen syllables
    Is very diffic
     

  6. telemnemonics

    telemnemonics Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    58
    Mar 2, 2010
    Maine
    You have joined the CULT
    Here you will drink the Kool Aid
    Difficulties gone
     
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  7. teletimetx

    teletimetx Poster Extraordinaire Gold Supporter

    Jul 25, 2011
    Houston, TX
    if less is not more
    then two P-nineties should be
    split coil humbucker
     

  8. Despres

    Despres Tele-Holic

    663
    Aug 14, 2012
    Northeast again
    There was once a man
    From a place named Nantucket
    What rhymes with bucket
     
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  9. telemnemonics

    telemnemonics Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    58
    Mar 2, 2010
    Maine
    Pentatonic scale
    What is it about five notes
    Harder done with words
     
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  10. william tele

    william tele Doctor of Teleocity

    Nov 7, 2009
    Kansas City, MO
    Tone wood vibrations
    Good, good, good, good vibrations
    But does the amp care?
     
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  11. rburd2

    rburd2 Tele-Afflicted

    Age:
    37
    Sep 13, 2016
    Georgia, US
    Could you recommend
    A transparent overdrive
    To best suit my amp?

    Timmy, Timmy, Klone
    OCD, MojoMojo
    Just get a clean boost
     

  12. telemnemonics

    telemnemonics Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    58
    Mar 2, 2010
    Maine
    Haiku in the West
    How long can it be sustained
    IBTL
     

  13. P Thought

    P Thought Poster Extraordinaire Ad Free + Supporter

    The lock is coming,
    You know the lock is coming.
    In Before The Lock.
     

  14. 4pickupguy

    4pickupguy Poster Extraordinaire

    May 12, 2013
    Fort Worth, Texas
    limerick will appear
    Moderators see it here
    Yes, the lock is near...
     
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  15. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    The words of men now
    Will soon become dust blowing
    Down a dark alley

    (I wrote a lot of haiku 10-12 years ago, but I can't find it anywhere.)
     
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  16. P Thought

    P Thought Poster Extraordinaire Ad Free + Supporter

    internet forums'
    undeniable appeal:
    you speak the word "I".
     

  17. Blue Bill

    Blue Bill Friend of Leo's Ad Free + Supporter

    Feb 15, 2014
    Maine
    My fancy cable,
    Unleashes the boss tone,
    So directional.
     
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  18. teletimetx

    teletimetx Poster Extraordinaire Gold Supporter

    Jul 25, 2011
    Houston, TX
    At the end of walk
    Spotty dog ralphed a yellow
    Mouthpool of green grass.
     
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  19. 4pickupguy

    4pickupguy Poster Extraordinaire

    May 12, 2013
    Fort Worth, Texas
    G.C. Patrons fawn!!
    Metal shredders, start at dawn!!!
    Now get off my lawn!!!


    First draft:
    G.C. Patrons fawn!!
    Metal shredders, start at dawn
    No seriously dude, you really need to hear it at that #$%king volume? No, I get it, WE need to hear you play at that volume!! By the way, you're playing it all wrong!! Could you possibly dial in some more of that rancid distortion please? We cant talk to the staff over your crap playing, who, is too busy ignoring you to let conversations happen!! Oh, thats right, grab the Dan Electro with the lip stick pickups,... that will help clear that shrit sound right up!!! Oh great now your hipster buddy over in the bass amp section, wearing the taboggan (its 85 frickin' degrees outside) is starting a jam with you at the same volume...... "
     
    Last edited: Mar 19, 2017
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  20. Rich_S

    Rich_S Friend of Leo's

    Dec 29, 2006
    Potsdam, NY
    Cryptomomicon
    My fav of Stephenson's books
    Starts with a haiku
     

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