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Great Country Song Titles that Never Were (But Really Should Be!)

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by soulgeezer, Sep 8, 2016.

  1. Boomhauer

    Boomhauer Tele-Afflicted

    Aug 18, 2013
    Michigan
    Doug E. Flesh and Mr. Penetration
     
  2. drlucky

    drlucky Tele-Meister

    299
    Jun 19, 2012
    Fresno, Ca
    "I May Be Drunk Tomorrow (But I'm Sober Today)"...I've been working on that one for a few years, still haven't finished it...
     
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  3. Wyzsard

    Wyzsard Friend of Leo's

    Jun 22, 2009
    Kentucky
    I Got Caught With Judge Miller's Daughter

    Chorus
    Well I got caught with judge Miller's daughter
    Down at the creek just a swimmin in the water
    Old Sheriff Joe was the one who found us
    We'd be better off if he had just drowned us
     
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  5. Wyzsard

    Wyzsard Friend of Leo's

    Jun 22, 2009
    Kentucky
    I've got quite a few that have been on the shelf for years.

    I used to hate rewriting my lyrics to polish them up. But a few weeks ago I looked at a bunch of them and it was easy to see a lot of them needed tweaking.

    Sometimes you just gotta let them simmer for a while I reckon.
     
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  6. Wyzsard

    Wyzsard Friend of Leo's

    Jun 22, 2009
    Kentucky
    The Shotglass or The Shotgun

    Seriously, that could be a heck of a tear jerker.
     
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  7. Tony474

    Tony474 Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    70
    Apr 16, 2007
    North Bushey, England.
    A real title from many years ago: "She Put The Hell In Hello And The Good In Goodbye".

    Also:

    I Used To Kiss Her On The Lips, But Now It's All Over

    If I Could Do It All Over Again I'd Do It All Over You

    And another idea:

    This Here Whiskey Is All The Proof I Need
     
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  8. Tony474

    Tony474 Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    70
    Apr 16, 2007
    North Bushey, England.
    All I Want In A Woman Is Standing Right In Front Of Me
     
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  9. richiek65

    richiek65 Tele-Holic

    I Love You So Much, I Can't Sh#t..
     
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  10. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    Leaving? Take my boots, might as well, they don't fit either.
     
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  11. Lost_N_Austin

    Lost_N_Austin Friend of Leo's

    Age:
    75
    Feb 18, 2004
    Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
    Here is a little song I wrote back in 2010

    I wrote a little poem to kind of capture the essence of a romantic encounter and the results. It goes something like this:

    Her eyes were as blue and urinal cakes - her skin as white as plaster
    and every time I see her face, my heart starts beating faster

    but my futile ploy to make her mine was just a sad disaster
    when she said no, I felt so bad, I wished I'd never asked her


    so here I sit playing my guitar and trying to move on past her
    all I did was ask her out, its not like I had flashed her

    So she did not fill the romantic role where I had tried to cast her
    I'll just wow her with my musical prowess on my Telecaster


    Her eyes were as blue and urinal cakes her skin was white as plaster
    but every time I see her face - my heart starts breaking faster


    Okay it still needs a little work (It is all in fun by the way)

    Lost_N_Austin
     
  12. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    Yes honey you do look good in blue, but who's underwear are you wearing?
     
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  13. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    Every time I come home early, I hear a motorcycle ride away
     
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  14. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    Why do you moan Oh Bill, when my name is Tom?
     
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  15. telleutelleme

    telleutelleme Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 15, 2010
    Houston
    I have the title - Living Wrong to do Right by You

    Now if the rest of the words would come, I'd be all set.
     
  16. telleutelleme

    telleutelleme Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 15, 2010
    Houston

    Brilliant. Not a blue I would ever have thought of.
     
  17. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free + Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    I loved her, She loved him,( But he just loved his dogs.)
     
  18. memorex

    memorex Tele-Afflicted

    Age:
    66
    Jan 14, 2015
    Chicago
    "Why Would I Take Her, If Her Own Kin Won't"
     
  19. drf64

    drf64 Friend of Leo's

    Jul 24, 2009
    Ada, MI
    I'm so lonesome in the saddle (since my horse died)
     
  20. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    Honey, why does your perfume smell just like my best friend's shaving lotion?
     
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  21. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    Your new tattoo says I love you Jim, but honey my name is George
     
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