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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by soulgeezer, Sep 8, 2016.
Doug E. Flesh and Mr. Penetration
"I May Be Drunk Tomorrow (But I'm Sober Today)"...I've been working on that one for a few years, still haven't finished it...
I Got Caught With Judge Miller's Daughter
Well I got caught with judge Miller's daughter
Down at the creek just a swimmin in the water
Old Sheriff Joe was the one who found us
We'd be better off if he had just drowned us
I've got quite a few that have been on the shelf for years.
I used to hate rewriting my lyrics to polish them up. But a few weeks ago I looked at a bunch of them and it was easy to see a lot of them needed tweaking.
Sometimes you just gotta let them simmer for a while I reckon.
The Shotglass or The Shotgun
Seriously, that could be a heck of a tear jerker.
A real title from many years ago: "She Put The Hell In Hello And The Good In Goodbye".
I Used To Kiss Her On The Lips, But Now It's All Over
If I Could Do It All Over Again I'd Do It All Over You
And another idea:
This Here Whiskey Is All The Proof I Need
All I Want In A Woman Is Standing Right In Front Of Me
I Love You So Much, I Can't Sh#t..
Leaving? Take my boots, might as well, they don't fit either.
Here is a little song I wrote back in 2010
I wrote a little poem to kind of capture the essence of a romantic encounter and the results. It goes something like this:
Her eyes were as blue and urinal cakes - her skin as white as plaster
and every time I see her face, my heart starts beating faster
but my futile ploy to make her mine was just a sad disaster
when she said no, I felt so bad, I wished I'd never asked her
so here I sit playing my guitar and trying to move on past her
all I did was ask her out, its not like I had flashed her
So she did not fill the romantic role where I had tried to cast her
I'll just wow her with my musical prowess on my Telecaster
Her eyes were as blue and urinal cakes her skin was white as plaster
but every time I see her face - my heart starts breaking faster
Okay it still needs a little work (It is all in fun by the way)
Yes honey you do look good in blue, but who's underwear are you wearing?
Every time I come home early, I hear a motorcycle ride away
Why do you moan Oh Bill, when my name is Tom?
I have the title - Living Wrong to do Right by You
Now if the rest of the words would come, I'd be all set.
Brilliant. Not a blue I would ever have thought of.
I loved her, She loved him,( But he just loved his dogs.)
"Why Would I Take Her, If Her Own Kin Won't"
I'm so lonesome in the saddle (since my horse died)
Honey, why does your perfume smell just like my best friend's shaving lotion?
Your new tattoo says I love you Jim, but honey my name is George