I was reading the thread about fashion conformity and it reminded me of a bit at the end of one of the tracks on The Mothers of Invention's "Burnt Weeny Sandwich". Goes something like: Crazed audience member screaming: Take off your $@*&ing uniform before it's too late man! Frank Zappa: Everyone in this room is wearing a uniform and don't kid yourself. (mild applause) CAMS: arrghhhh!!! (etc.) FZ (concerned): Stop it, you'll hurt your throat!