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Funny bumper stickers?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by kevoz, Jun 29, 2013.

  1. kevoz

    kevoz Tele-Holic

    Oct 29, 2012
    Put em up. I saw couple recently that made me kak.


    "Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you are an ***hole"
    Last edited: Jun 30, 2013

  2. Guitharley

    Guitharley Tele-Holic

    Jan 5, 2009
    Ontario Canada
    My favourite..."I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather did...not yelling and screaming like the other people in his car".......
    then there was my old dull gray 1976 jeep cherokee with the 4 on the floor, that my buddy plastered with "I love ET" stickers ( even had a picture of the cute little begger with his large finger up)

  3. peaveycaster

    peaveycaster Tele-Meister

    Jul 5, 2010
    Georgetown TX
    I saw one once that had the iconic picture of Michael Jackson and ET with the caption "Alien vs Predator".


  4. Viejo

    Viejo Tele-Holic

    Feb 12, 2011
    Southern IL
    On the beer cooler at a local bar is a sticker that says " Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing"

  5. tazzboy

    tazzboy Former Member

    May 5, 2005
    Those are my two favorite.

    Another one I saw that was on Logging truck in Southern Oregon said

    "Wood and Paper Products are no longer available so wipe you a** with a spotted owl"

  6. felis

    felis Tele-Holic

    Sep 4, 2011

    The story behind it:
    In Belgium during the ‘80s, all new Toyota's had a sticker on the rear window (I believe it was provided by the Belgium distributor).
    The sticker said “MY TOYOTA IS FANTASTIC”.
    So I altered it a little, and put it on my wife her Toyota.

  7. telleutelleme

    telleutelleme Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 15, 2010
    Motorcycles - Put something throbbing between your legs.

  8. raito

    raito Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

    Nov 22, 2010
    Madison, WI
    The state capitol used to give away "Escape To Wisconsin" stickers, and the locaos would make up all sorts of their own with the letters.

    There's also "People are more oppsed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich old women than motorcyle gangs."

  9. uriah1

    uriah1 Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

    Feb 12, 2011
    + I'm only speeding cause I really have to poop

    + My zombie ate your honor student

  10. AndyLowry

    AndyLowry Friend of Leo's

    May 1, 2012
    Prescott AZ
    Not necessarily funny, but I do smile every time I see the "Bark Less, Wag More" one. My favorite is "There's no place like," because it's so nerdtastic.

  11. freddyfingers

    freddyfingers TDPRI Member

    Jun 19, 2013
    Years ago, a magazine called cracked, which was a take off on mad magazine, got fed
    Up with all the "I love my " then insert whatever animal you loved. Beagle horse gerbil golden retriever etc. they made small two inch in diameter stickers that had a picture of a screw on it. They suggested covering the heart in the original bumper stickers with the screw. To this date I can't look at the I love stickers without picturing someone doing the nasty with their dog.

  12. stratofortress

    stratofortress Tele-Afflicted

    Oct 25, 2011
    One of my favorite
    My average student can beat up your honor student..

  13. greggorypeccary

    greggorypeccary Friend of Leo's

    Nov 16, 2006
    Raleigh, NC
    I saw this one yesterday and it cracked me up!


  14. TJNY

    TJNY Friend of Leo's

    Feb 25, 2005
    Orange County, NY

  15. Sidney Vicious

    Sidney Vicious Friend of Leo's

    "Horn broke - watch for finger"

    "Imagine using your turn signal"

  16. CarterK

    CarterK Tele-Meister

    Jan 15, 2011
    Raleigh, NC
    Visualize Whirled Peas

  17. allen082

    allen082 Friend of Leo's

    Jul 16, 2009
    fort worth
    As a runner who refuses to put a 26.2 sticker on my car, this one made me giggle

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  18. Dep

    Dep Tele-Holic

    Dec 22, 2006
    St Johns, Florida
    Vegetarian- Indian word for lousy hunter.

    In case of fire- don't use elevators, use water.

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