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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by boneyguy, Mar 21, 2019.
Plants, But No Pants: Florida Man Gardens in the Nude
Ok, I can live with that. I guess.
Thieves posing as FBI agents steal jewelry, sports memorabilia from home
The reason that Florida, California, Oregon, and Washington have become so nutty is the migration of people that were too nutty for somewhere else or failed elsewhere and moved there.
Florida is a place to be cautious when doing business; every yankee that went broke and bankrupt in the 70s, 80s, 90s, and 2000s transplanted there. Florida once had an overly generous homestead exemption for deadbeat debtors, and it was a debtors' paradise. There has been a a lot of debate about their policy after OJ moved there.
Where New York Man goes, economic disaster follows.
Exhibit A: Connecticut.
What's unusual about that???? My backyard has a privacy fence!
Hmm. Yeah the word "privacy" comes up a few times in this story. Also, the word "privates."
Probably time for some neighbors to invest in a low-powered air rifle.....
Can you cite a good source?
That's easy. Florida Man says so.
About that AC: when I was looking for my first car back in Vero Beach, all the classifieds would say, first and foremost: AC blows cold.
That was the most important thing; it's like you were buying an air conditioner with a junky old car attached.
Here I am:
April 22: Florida Man Bitten By Snake That Friends Say He Enjoyed Kissing
Seems about right... they're fickle, those Florida snakes)
It funny because in my experience the most Florida of Florida men are usually out of state transplants.
Did you see the pics that go with that?
Florida man sent back to jail after not paying for taxi ride home from jail.
Dang... Mine is "Florida man hits pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity"!
Probably from Georgia
Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window
Florida Man owned pit bulls before owning pit bulls was cool. When I moved here 38 years ago it seemed every week the paper had a story of a pit bull attacking a family member along with the same quote from the surviving dolts: "He was always such a good dog, very gentle with the kids". Until they're not.
That takes me back to the running gag on Loveline with Adam Corrola and Dr. Drew. They played a game called "Germany or Florida"....you had to guess the location of a bizarre news headline.
I got a twofer...
Florida Man Impersonating a Police Officer Pulls Over Real Cops
A Florida Man Who Advertised "Legit Counterfeit $$" On Craigslist Was Predictably Arrested