Dreamed I went over on the other side, and then made a u turn.

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  1. Mike Eskimo

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    Far out !

    (Wait - did the Mrs make you pollo nopales but she used weird button shaped “cacti” instead ? Cuz - that could be it ...o_O)
     
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  2. boris bubbanov

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    That seems reasonable.

    I hadn't really thought about it, that way.
     
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    They say the toxic components of adult beverages can course around in our bodies for decades and decades..........

    Only to make an impressive splash at just the right moment. :^)
     
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    So...nobody was even the slightest bit concerned that you had turned into a zombie?
     
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    But he forgot to square his house up and the roof leaked. That is what happens when you decorate your bar with things you ought to not decorate.
     
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    Death gets you banned? Harsh.
     
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    No more pizza before bed.
     
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  8. Toto'sDad

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    I thought it a bit strident myself!
     
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    The beverages have been in there since the last day of 1997, you'd think they would have worn off by now! Must have been some good stuff!
     
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    Well it is the one thing a derelict can do about as well as a top athlete!
     
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    Thank you Mike! I finished the lawn, finished the story, and Alex says hi! Momma is telling me I smell like gasoline and I should take a shower!
     
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    I don't think I turned into a zombie, I didn't have a hankering for... Well, there was that... Ah uh, never mind.
     
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    Thank you sir, I don't think I could do it on demand, 'cause it's all real stuff! :)
     
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    No, but maybe I should give it a try!
     
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    Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.” -final words of Stonewall Jackson.
     
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    Or some not so good stuff.

    I have most of a quart of Moonshine my neighbor gave me to thank me for letting him hunt ginseng on my property.

    But I quit drinking it since he passed away.

    One can never be too careful.
     
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    I have partaken of moonshine in the south, it has strength that bonded whiskey can only dream of.
     
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    You would've been impressed, at all the driving and trying to get lost between the William Bankhead National Forest and Iuka, MS I did.

    There are so many roads, that don't go anywhere. I figured out a way to add almost 100 miles onto a ride from North Carolina to the Memphis area. And it was worse because trees were down that hadn't yet been cleared from the storm, and that red clay mud, you best be careful in a two wheel drive wagon.

    They have mistakes on that ole State of Alabama highway map that carry over from 20 years ago. They just (often) change the portrait of the Governor from one person to the next, and pretend time has stood still.

    There are enough used cars for sale at various Used Car Lots on forgotten roads in NW Alabama to provide transportation to every adult in all of Scotland, as I see it. Who is going to buy all these cars?
     
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    My one moonshine story: I was participating in a bar jam (open mic these days) in the Gaslight Bar in Lincoln Nebraska in 1976. I went in for a piss break and standing at the next urinal was the MC, a pretty slick dressed local DJ (back when DJ's played records for others enjoyment). While doing his thing he reached in his coat pocket and pulled out a flask and took a hit. Without saying a word or even looking at me he handed me the flask. I took a big pull off of it, swallowed and almost choked to death trying to get a breath of air. I pissed all over my shoes while coughing and choking. I thought the DJ guy was going to collapse laughing. I still couldn't speak but handed him the flask back he just smiled and said..."Moonshine".

    When I came back out the guy warned everyone not to get too close to my shoes.
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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