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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Shuster, Nov 27, 2018.
I love this guy!!
These are even funnier!
Guys that do this need to seriously be kicked in the crotch. It just ain't funny.
Now get off my lawn!
Now that's funny!! lmao
One Halloween (when I was a teenager myself), we had a neighbor call and warn that there had been some teenage pranks, egging of houses, stealing pumpkins, decorations, etc. For once, it wasn't me!
So, after all the little kids were past, I disguised myself as a mannequin (or 'dummy'. After all these years with Miz Diane, I'm used to being called that ). I put on a balaclava, gloves, stuffed newspaper around the edges of everything and leaned stiffly against the wall near the front door. I let a couple of groups pass without scaring them...and then a group of teenagers (mostly girls) stood out in the front yard and discussed stealing me.
We had some azalea hedges in front of the concrete walkway to the front door. They snuck up whispery-quiet...when I jumped, they cleared the hedges and were out in the street before I could blink.
I kept waiting for someone to slip on that snowy sidewalk and fall down and hurt themselves. Maybe pick a less precarious place for pranks like this.
I could watch this honey get spooked for a month!!
Good lord, why did I see the word 'Snowman' and my brain saw...
Ahhh, your brain is working fine!!
Leading to PSA saying something like
This is your brain on blond (on tweed, on blackface, on . . . )
Or just simply, "This is your brain on Fender."
I don't know if "deserve" is the right term but they definitely run the risk. You never know how someone is going to react when startled.