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Check out the sandwich that my wife made me last night!

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by TheGoodTexan, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. TheGoodTexan

    TheGoodTexan Doctor of Teleocity

    Apr 28, 2003
    Nashville, TN
    We're debating on what to do for dinner. The wife is not really hungry... and decides that she'll just eat some cereal. Of course there are little groceries in the house. I said I would go get some fast food for myself.

    As I'm sitting in the recliner, trying to motivate myself to put my shoes on, the wife marches in with the following sandwich and hands it to me.


    Two different types of bacon:

    1 - Burgess Peppered Bacon
    2 - Oscar Meyer Center Cut Bacon

    Pepperidge Farms Sesame Seed Bun, lightly toasted.

    She also brought me a glass-bottled Coke, and a bag of Ruffles potato chips, and some french onion dip.

    But the best part of the whole thing was the side garnish of bacon. I saved that till I was finished with everything... just to make sure that I kept a solid bacon taste in my mount for quite a while after the meal.

  2. Brad Pittiful

    Brad Pittiful Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Dec 22, 2008
    Philly Burbs
    food of the gods!...your wife is a keeper!

  3. Tim Armstrong

    Tim Armstrong Super Moderator Staff Member

    Mar 5, 2003
    Austin, Texas
    Admin Post
    You, sir, are a profoundly lucky man!


  4. TheGoodTexan

    TheGoodTexan Doctor of Teleocity

    Apr 28, 2003
    Nashville, TN
    The only thing more I could have asked for would have been a light layer of BBQ sauce on the buns. But... that would be like complaining about the laundry. So I just ate my god-food and enjoyed it.

  5. uriah1

    uriah1 Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Feb 12, 2011

  6. Red Square

    Red Square Friend of Leo's

    Mar 30, 2008
    Your wife is a Goddess!

  7. spellcaster

    spellcaster Tele-Meister

    Sep 8, 2009
    Duncan, B.C.
    This thread is giving me B.A.S.

  8. src9000

    src9000 Poster Extraordinaire

    Now I want a bacon sandwich.

    Hey what is that one called? A GT Double Bacon w/o BBQ sauce?

  9. rcole_sooner

    rcole_sooner Poster Extraordinaire

    Feb 12, 2010
    Norman, OK
    I love a bacon sandwich. They don't gotta be anymore than just bacon and bread either.


  10. Califiddler

    Califiddler Friend of Leo's

    Jan 21, 2005
    As soon as you finished it, you should have told her to go into the kitchen and make you a sandwich!

  11. studio1087

    studio1087 Telefied Ad Free Member

    May 10, 2003
    Near Milwaukee

  12. AirBagTester

    AirBagTester Friend of Leo's

    Nov 7, 2010
    I want that, and I'm salivating, but my conscience says I can't eat it unless there's some lettuce and tomato on it.

    But that's why we have whiskey, so we can drown out the voice of our conscience!

  13. DuncanAngus

    DuncanAngus Tele-Afflicted

    Jan 5, 2010
    Does your wife have a sister?

  14. dmarg1045

    dmarg1045 Friend of Leo's

    Oct 28, 2006
    A tasty and healthy addition - sprinkle it with Lipitor!

  15. wallis222

    wallis222 Tele-Afflicted

    Oct 24, 2011
    Toronto, Canada
    Darn, I thought this thread was gonna be about a threesome. :lol:

    That is a great lookin samich tho!

  16. Jamie Black

    Jamie Black Friend of Leo's

    Whoa that's a sandwhich, and a great wife to boot!

  17. pondcaster

    pondcaster Friend of Leo's

    Nov 29, 2010
    Tryon, NC
    Gotta have Hellman's mayo on there, too!

  18. Shorecaster

    Shorecaster Tele-Holic

    Feb 23, 2011
    Lantana, FL
    That is what I was thinking too.

    OP, She's a keeper!

  19. raito

    raito Friend of Leo's

    Nov 22, 2010
    Madison, WI
    My bacon consumption has gone down radically since my daughter got teeth.

  20. Jakedog

    Jakedog Doctor of Teleocity

    Mar 26, 2003
    The North Coast
    If I were the op, I'd be checking my online bank statements. Just to make sure my wife hadn't recently taken out a large life insurance policy on me.

    Death by bacon might be double indemnity...

    Edited to add- "Death By Bacon" would make a completely awesome band name.

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