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Can Lance Armstrong play a Telecaster?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by chezdeluxe, Oct 18, 2012.

  1. chezdeluxe

    chezdeluxe Poster Extraordinaire

    Dec 29, 2007
    Brisbane Australia
    Would it need overwound pickups?

  2. Frodebro

    Frodebro Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Aug 17, 2012
    At the rate his life is going, picking up the guitar may be the only way he can make a living...

  3. Tonetele

    Tonetele Friend of Leo's

    Jun 2, 2009
    South Australia
    Sounds like he'd do anything for the money, on steroids!!

  4. hekawi

    hekawi Poster Extraordinaire

    Apr 29, 2003
    greenville, sc
    Q: how are Lance Armstrong and a Telecaster alike?
    A: they both have one nut

  5. eddiewagner

    eddiewagner Poster Extraordinaire

    Nov 6, 2005

    Not a bad joke man. And the first of its kind too.

  6. studio1087

    studio1087 Telefied Ad Free Member

    May 10, 2003
    Near Milwaukee
    Put him in a battle of the bands!
    Winning is everything!

  7. JaysRiff

    JaysRiff Tele-Meister

    Jun 18, 2011
    I take performance enhancing drugs on occasion & play my tele :lol:

  8. moondogz

    moondogz Tele-Holic

    I don't understand how they can take Lance's winnings from him based on
    circumstantial evidence. Didn't all his blood tests come back clean? Guess he
    was too big a target.

  9. trev333

    trev333 Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    he'd be in open E.. highly strung.....;)

  10. Westerly Sunn

    Westerly Sunn Poster Extraordinaire

    Jul 28, 2006
    S.E. North Carolina
    He may deign to play a Tele, but would probably demand a solid state amp.

    He would likely be partial to the doping of silicon substrate...

  11. trev333

    trev333 Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    with Ben Johnson on Bass?...:twisted:...

    who else could he get to form a band ?...:lol:

  12. brookdalebill

    brookdalebill Telefied Ad Free Member

    Nov 15, 2009
    Austin, Tx

  13. Tred

    Tred Tele-Afflicted

    Wow, rough crowd! LOL



    You can't say Lance was young, dumb, and full of c*m, because he is old enough to know better. What is it with these atheletes today? A little notoriety, some money, and their morals go right down the old crapper! What ever happened to honor, hard work, and a sense of fair play?

    Oh yeah, the ridiculous amount of money these guys are paid! TEMPTATION, GREED, & SUCCESS!

  14. SacDAve

    SacDAve Poster Extraordinaire

    Dec 23, 2009
    Rocklin Ca.
    An Esteban would fit his style best ,but it would defiantly need a Martin sticker on it.

  15. emu!

    emu! Poster Extraordinaire

    No one would hire him, but he could be a FREELance performer...:lol:

  16. redstringuitar

    redstringuitar Poster Extraordinaire

    Mar 6, 2009
    Why not? It would appear he's pretty good at playing pretty much everything else.

    Might need some extra help if he decides to go with pedals though...

  17. Brokenpick

    Brokenpick Tele-Holic

    Oct 29, 2008
    -Doesn't matter if he's the best Tele player ever....
    If enough people claim he can't play it.... then it must be true.
    Hearsay rules, in the 21st century. Image is everything.*
    (*witness the throngs of todays "musicians" who actually can't play, but have a stage performer style look!)

  18. Rokatt88

    Rokatt88 Tele-Holic

    Jan 10, 2006
    Vista, CA
    He'd have a new book too!

    "It's Not About The Telecaster"

  19. MadJack

    MadJack Friend of Leo's

    Feb 18, 2012
    Candler, FL
    What OD Pedal goes best with Lance Armstrong?

    Maybe the question should be "What OD Pedal goes best with Lance Armstrong?"

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