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Can Lance Armstrong play a Telecaster?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by chezdeluxe, Oct 18, 2012.

  1. chezdeluxe

    chezdeluxe Poster Extraordinaire

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    Would it need overwound pickups?
     
  2. Frodebro

    Frodebro Doctor of Teleocity

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    At the rate his life is going, picking up the guitar may be the only way he can make a living...
     
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    Tonetele Friend of Leo's

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    Sounds like he'd do anything for the money, on steroids!!
     
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    Q: how are Lance Armstrong and a Telecaster alike?
    A: they both have one nut
     
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    ^^^^^

    Not a bad joke man. And the first of its kind too.
     
  7. studio1087

    studio1087 Doctor of Teleocity

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    Put him in a battle of the bands!
    Winning is everything!
     
  8. JaysRiff

    JaysRiff Tele-Meister

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    I take performance enhancing drugs on occasion & play my tele :D
     
  9. moondogz

    moondogz Tele-Holic

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    I don't understand how they can take Lance's winnings from him based on
    circumstantial evidence. Didn't all his blood tests come back clean? Guess he
    was too big a target.
     
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    cobalt6300 Tele-Meister

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    trev333 Doctor of Teleocity

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    he'd be in open E.. highly strung.....;)
     
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    He may deign to play a Tele, but would probably demand a solid state amp.


    He would likely be partial to the doping of silicon substrate...
     
  13. trev333

    trev333 Doctor of Teleocity

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    with Ben Johnson on Bass?...:twisted:...

    who else could he get to form a band ?...:D
     
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    brookdalebill Doctor of Teleocity

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    Tred Tele-Afflicted

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    Wow, rough crowd! LOL

    SKILL + HARD WORK + TRAINING = FAME

    FAME + MONEY + FEAR OF FAILURE = CHEATING

    You can't say Lance was young, dumb, and full of c*m, because he is old enough to know better. What is it with these atheletes today? A little notoriety, some money, and their morals go right down the old crapper! What ever happened to honor, hard work, and a sense of fair play?

    Oh yeah, the ridiculous amount of money these guys are paid! TEMPTATION, GREED, & SUCCESS!
     
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    An Esteban would fit his style best ,but it would defiantly need a Martin sticker on it.
     
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    No one would hire him, but he could be a FREELance performer...:D
     
  18. redstringuitar

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    Why not? It would appear he's pretty good at playing pretty much everything else.

    Might need some extra help if he decides to go with pedals though...
     
  19. Brokenpick

    Brokenpick Tele-Holic

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    -Doesn't matter if he's the best Tele player ever....
    If enough people claim he can't play it.... then it must be true.
    Hearsay rules, in the 21st century. Image is everything.*
    (*witness the throngs of todays "musicians" who actually can't play, but have a stage performer style look!)
     
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    He'd have a new book too!

    "It's Not About The Telecaster"
     
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    What OD Pedal goes best with Lance Armstrong?

    Maybe the question should be "What OD Pedal goes best with Lance Armstrong?"
     
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