Scene: howling blizzard outside, busy coffee counter inside. Me (recognizing a work colleague at the head of the line): Hey G---, what are you doing, breaking the internet? Her (smiling): Hi NDC! I'm so sorry, I'm not trying to crash the system, I swear. Me: No problem, it's good to be inside out of this cold. I like your coat. Her (beaming at her outrageously huge fur coat): Thank you! It's so warm, I could be naked inside this coat! Me (thinking of the cold I swear): I can well im-... There are moments when cold is good, my friends. It keeps you mentally sharp and helps you to avoid saying that you can well imagine your work colleague, who is female and 10 years older than you, naked underneath her ravishing fur coat. On second thought, I should've said it and let the scowling barista with her tattoos and nose ring get even more scowly than she already was. Must have been the fur.