I got an email from a guy in a far off place I think maybe right next door to the Nigerian prince, that just cut to the chase. He says he's gonna expose my sordid love life if I don't send him a large sum of money within the next four hours. If I delete his email, he is going to post videos of me on all my social media sites. This right here for the most part is my social media site. SO, be prepared! I immediately deleted the email, how could I pass up the opportunity to gain status with all the old ladies in our neighborhood while simultaneously impressing all the old men? I look forward to being either famous or infamous with you, and my family and acquaintances. It's not often such an opportunity is given to one!