By the time I return from playing golf today, I should be famous, or at least infamous.

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    I got an email from a guy in a far off place I think maybe right next door to the Nigerian prince, that just cut to the chase. He says he's gonna expose my sordid love life if I don't send him a large sum of money within the next four hours. If I delete his email, he is going to post videos of me on all my social media sites. This right here for the most part is my social media site.

    SO, be prepared! I immediately deleted the email, how could I pass up the opportunity to gain status with all the old ladies in our neighborhood while simultaneously impressing all the old men? I look forward to being either famous or infamous with you, and my family and acquaintances. It's not often such an opportunity is given to one!
     
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    I wish I had a sordid love life to expose! Go get'm, TD! :D
     
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    I am willing to pay good money to have somebody report that my love life is "sordid." No such thing as bad publicity.
     
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    I wish I did too, I can't wait to see the videos.
     
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    That's the way I looked at it. I'm so disappointed. He was supposed to expose my sordid doings to all of my friends, family, and media buddies as soon as I deleted his email. Man, it's really crappy when a guy who threatens to expose you wusses out! If you can't trust a scammer, who can you trust? I just got back from golfing, and what? Nothing, that's what. Sheesh, I'm so disappointed!
     
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    Sordid love life? I have a 'sort of love life'.....is that close enough?
     
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    I have a sordid love life, that's what the guy said, and I'm sticking to HIS story. He's just a butt head for threatening, and not carrying out his threat.
     
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    So … the rumors are true ?
     
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    Yes, every last one of them, except the part about the pig, AND the chicken, it's usually one or the other, I mean I do have certain standards.
     
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    I just got an email at work from the CIA saying they were going to arrest me unless I paid off some guy. They obviously have me confused for somebody else, because they think I have $10k for this crap. I'm curious how the CIA is going to conduct arrests on US soil, so I'll let you know how it goes.

    I know it's legit though, because the email included a blurry CIA logo repeated 15 times.
     
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    Infamous is when you're more than famous...

     
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    I'm glad they didn't have email and email scams back in the 70s and 80s. That kind of message would have at least given me a moment of concern.
     
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    When you are an older TDPRI'r it goes like this.

    He: Hey Babe how about some Sordid Sex.

    Her: You're kidding, you know I don't like Punk Rock music.
     
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    I can't find the meme about the guy that dies in Nigeria with millions in his house an couldn't get anyone to answer his emails.o_O:D
     
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    You loved your Teles too much, TD! Most of us have calluses from telecasters, but not there man! =)
     
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    Any port in a storm!
     
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    TD , I said that picture of you when you were young reminded me of a 70ss porn star. Now your sordid past is coming back to bite you on the bottom.;)
     
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