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Blasphemy? "Yes, cargo shorts really are that bad — here's what you should wear instead"

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by jackinjax, May 13, 2017.

  1. Greenmachine

    Greenmachine Tele-Holic

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    Shake and a little wipe. Cmon guys ... Who's with me?

    Hello?
     
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  2. kuvash

    kuvash Tele-Holic

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    For whatever it's worth I at least try to sit when
    I dump if that counts. :cool:
     
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  3. I'm not reading all the posts in this thread as I usually do. I've worn cargo shorts since the 70's. Many of those years I also wore over the calf socks with my cargo shorts. I've always worn whatever I want wherever I want. I know I'm a manly man. I've fathered a couple of children. What are those extra pockets good for? They're great for carrying your Ruger LCP, Sig P238, Kershaw knife, etc.
     
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  4. beninma

    beninma Tele-Meister

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    You can tell the writer carries a purse.

    Really what this is all about is pushing gay fashion on straight guys.

    Note in the original article the dude in the cargos has muscles, the guy in the chinos does not. That about sums it up. The Chinos don't fit if you've ever worked out, at least the way the mass market ones are cut. And I'm not going to go pay $200 for designer shorts that are custom tailored to fit me instead of the "crack junkie" physique on the models.
     
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  5. bigbean

    bigbean Tele-Afflicted

    Feb 6, 2013
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    This strikes he as: I'll check my facebook before juice and cookies because then it's time for me to get my nap rug have quiet time for an hour.
     
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  6. blackguts

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    I am fascinated by tdpri's fascination with cargo shorts.
     
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  7. moosie

    moosie Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    I can't think of another time I've seen a person wear shorts of any kind with a sport coat and dress shoes. Or just a sport coat.
     

  8. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

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    Is this it?:D

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  9. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

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    TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI.
     
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  10. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

    Wait, you don't know any muscular gay guys? I must be going to the wrong gym. Like., seriously! :eek:
     

  11. Catawompus

    Catawompus Tele-Meister

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    I am kinda starting a serious dislike about all the cargo shorts threads...
     

  12. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Poster Extraordinaire

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    You're Canadian -- How can you tell the difference, anyway? ;) :D :p
     

  13. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

    SoOOoo... care to share with us your lumberjack story?
     

  14. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Poster Extraordinaire

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    [​IMG]

    That's all I'm sayin'... ;) :D
     

  15. Recce

    Recce Tele-Meister Silver Supporter

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    I will wear the Chinos when I start manscaping and people think I am a metrosexual. That isn't going to happen. But, if cargoes cover your knees then I don't wear them either. See picture. Oh yes that is a fishing rod off the front of a bass boat at dusk. It was a beautiful night.

    The second item is I now cover up more often to try and slow skin cancer. That stuff is not any fun and I have light long pants and shirts that have an SPF of fifty. It works well until it gets over ninety something and no wind but then it is hot and I need a dip in the lake. The hat also keeps the sun off my face and neck.
     

  16. moosie

    moosie Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    Well...

    <puts magnifying glass away>

    My potty is quite a bit larger, and it doesn't have that cool upper tank, or is that a big flowerpot?

    I went looking for a better example that wasn't totally gross, and couldn't find one. I'm stunned by how many people see a filthy toilet, and whip out the phone for a picture.
     
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  17. radiocaster

    radiocaster Friend of Leo's

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    europe

  18. moosie

    moosie Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    I'd steer well clear of that crowd... :eek:

    Is it my imagination, or are they intentionally flexing their quads? Bulky knees...

    Now I need to go look at baby pandas or pretty much anything else. Dirty toilets perhaps.
     

  19. 1955

    1955 Poster Extraordinaire

    Apr 10, 2010
    Certain uncertainty

  20. MrCairo46

    MrCairo46 Tele-Afflicted

    Kilts kilts !!! I want more Kilts!!
     
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