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Best comedy "rude" names...?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by BritishBluesBoy, Oct 21, 2010.

  1. chezdeluxe

    chezdeluxe Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    67
    Dec 29, 2007
    Brisbane Australia
    Announcement in waiting room at employment office.

    "Mr Slicker...Mr Slicker...... Mr R. Slicker..."
     

  2. simonc

    simonc Friend of Leo's

    Age:
    38
    Jun 25, 2004
    Perth Western Australia
    Amanda hugnkiss
     

  3. simonc

    simonc Friend of Leo's

    Age:
    38
    Jun 25, 2004
    Perth Western Australia
    and also...

    I cant remember how many times I used to crack up hearing his name watching the touring cars :)
     

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  4. Tony474

    Tony474 Poster Extraordinaire

    Age:
    70
    Apr 16, 2007
    North Bushey, England.
    Mr and Mrs Bates and their young son, Master Bates...
     

  5. octatonic

    octatonic Poster Extraordinaire

    Austin Powers had some great ones:

    Ivana Humpalot
    Felicity Shagwell
    Alotta Fagina
     

  6. Daddy Hojo

    Daddy Hojo Tele-Afflicted

    Feb 25, 2011
    Kentucky
    Emerson Biggens

    And I made this one up:

    Ben Purven.

    You can use it in a roll call.

    You: Ben Purven... Anyone here seen Ben Purven. Anyone... Ben Purven....

    Them: Who's Ben Purven?

    You: That's what I wanna know.
     

  7. Daddy Hojo

    Daddy Hojo Tele-Afflicted

    Feb 25, 2011
    Kentucky
    I heard of a real guy in Lexington, KY named Turly Curds...
     

  8. OtherTom

    OtherTom Tele-Afflicted

    Nov 5, 2010
    State College PA
    ....
     

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  9. OtherTom

    OtherTom Tele-Afflicted

    Nov 5, 2010
    State College PA
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  10. e-merlin

    e-merlin Doctor of Teleocity

    Jan 13, 2004
    Garden City, KS
    Emma Biggins

    Sharon Peters

    Seems like the Weather Channel has been on an adolecent tear lately. They have a show that recently debuted called "From the Edge." The host? Master photographer Peter Lik. Before the show's debut, they couldn't go 5 minutes without saying "Peter Lik." Now? Well, they hardly even mention it.
     

  11. cbass

    cbass Banned

    660
    Dec 21, 2009
    west plains MO
    Richard Head
     

  12. cbass

    cbass Banned

    660
    Dec 21, 2009
    west plains MO
    Adolph Oliver Bush
     

  13. blargfromspace

    blargfromspace Tele-Afflicted

    Apr 8, 2010
    Australia
    Has anybody tried that new Dickens Cider? It's very good.
     

  14. Jeff_K

    Jeff_K Friend of Leo's

    Aug 14, 2009
    Katy, TX
    Anyone else pick up on "Lord Farquad" in the Shrek movies? Pure genius! Makes me laugh to think about how many millions of unsuspecting people have heard that and not realized what they are really saying.
     

  15. DOGMA Dunn

    DOGMA Dunn Friend of Leo's

    Mar 2, 2011
    Reno
    Mike Hunt is.....big?
     

  16. Nogbad

    Nogbad Tele-Holic

    857
    Aug 9, 2007
    Washington UK
    long ago I was chatting up a girl on a train. I was doing well too till she told me her name, Natalie Fiddler. For some reason I couldnt stop smirking. she got annoyed and stopped talking to me. :lol:
     

  17. flinx

    flinx Tele-Meister

    231
    Jul 4, 2010
    Mobile,Alabama
    A man with no arms or legs down Tina Turner's throat? Mike
    Down Elton John's? Dick
     

  18. Heavyweek

    Heavyweek Tele-Meister

    276
    Jan 30, 2009
    Devon UK
    Hugh Jampton - May be a bit to Uk centric to be understood.

    I used to know a girl at a college I worked at called Suk Lin Kok.
     

  19. Mr. Saba

    Mr. Saba TDPRI Member

    78
    Apr 25, 2008
    Upper Marlboro, MD
    Don't forget the famous gynecologist... Dr. Harry Beaver

    And one I'm sure you don't know... Jack Schitt

    :D
     

  20. jvanoort

    jvanoort Tele-Holic

    In the hospital where I work there's a story about a former gyneacologist called Lawrence, nicknamed Lawrence of the Labia :lol:
     

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