Best comedy "rude" names...?

Announcement in waiting room at employment office.

"Mr Slicker...Mr Slicker...... Mr R. Slicker..."

 

Amanda hugnkiss

 

and also...

I cant remember how many times I used to crack up hearing his name watching the touring cars

 

Mr and Mrs Bates and their young son, Master Bates...

 

Austin Powers had some great ones:

Ivana Humpalot
Felicity Shagwell
Alotta Fagina

 

Emerson Biggens

And I made this one up:

Ben Purven.

You can use it in a roll call.

You: Ben Purven... Anyone here seen Ben Purven. Anyone... Ben Purven....

Them: Who's Ben Purven?

You: That's what I wanna know.

 

I heard of a real guy in Lexington, KY named Turly Curds...

 

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Emma Biggins

Sharon Peters

Seems like the Weather Channel has been on an adolecent tear lately. They have a show that recently debuted called "From the Edge." The host? Master photographer Peter Lik. Before the show's debut, they couldn't go 5 minutes without saying "Peter Lik." Now? Well, they hardly even mention it.

 

Richard Head

 

Adolph Oliver Bush

 

Has anybody tried that new Dickens Cider? It's very good.

 

Anyone else pick up on "Lord Farquad" in the Shrek movies? Pure genius! Makes me laugh to think about how many millions of unsuspecting people have heard that and not realized what they are really saying.

 

Mike Hunt is.....big?

 

long ago I was chatting up a girl on a train. I was doing well too till she told me her name, Natalie Fiddler. For some reason I couldnt stop smirking. she got annoyed and stopped talking to me.

 

A man with no arms or legs down Tina Turner's throat? Mike
Down Elton John's? Dick

 

Hugh Jampton - May be a bit to Uk centric to be understood.

I used to know a girl at a college I worked at called Suk Lin Kok.

 

Don't forget the famous gynecologist... Dr. Harry Beaver

And one I'm sure you don't know... Jack Schitt

 

In the hospital where I work there's a story about a former gyneacologist called Lawrence, nicknamed Lawrence of the Labia