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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by BritishBluesBoy, Oct 21, 2010.
Announcement in waiting room at employment office.
"Mr Slicker...Mr Slicker...... Mr R. Slicker..."
I cant remember how many times I used to crack up hearing his name watching the touring cars
Mr and Mrs Bates and their young son, Master Bates...
Austin Powers had some great ones:
And I made this one up:
You can use it in a roll call.
You: Ben Purven... Anyone here seen Ben Purven. Anyone... Ben Purven....
Them: Who's Ben Purven?
You: That's what I wanna know.
I heard of a real guy in Lexington, KY named Turly Curds...
Seems like the Weather Channel has been on an adolecent tear lately. They have a show that recently debuted called "From the Edge." The host? Master photographer Peter Lik. Before the show's debut, they couldn't go 5 minutes without saying "Peter Lik." Now? Well, they hardly even mention it.
Adolph Oliver Bush
Has anybody tried that new Dickens Cider? It's very good.
Anyone else pick up on "Lord Farquad" in the Shrek movies? Pure genius! Makes me laugh to think about how many millions of unsuspecting people have heard that and not realized what they are really saying.
Mike Hunt is.....big?
long ago I was chatting up a girl on a train. I was doing well too till she told me her name, Natalie Fiddler. For some reason I couldnt stop smirking. she got annoyed and stopped talking to me.
A man with no arms or legs down Tina Turner's throat? Mike
Down Elton John's? Dick
Hugh Jampton - May be a bit to Uk centric to be understood.
I used to know a girl at a college I worked at called Suk Lin Kok.
Don't forget the famous gynecologist... Dr. Harry Beaver
And one I'm sure you don't know... Jack Schitt
In the hospital where I work there's a story about a former gyneacologist called Lawrence, nicknamed Lawrence of the Labia