Let's hear your favorite bar jokes! Here are a few of mine... A cowboy walks into a bar, dressed from head to toe in paper. His hat is a paper bag, his vest is paper, his chaps are paper. Pretty soon he's arrested for rustling. Two guys walk into a bar... which is kinda funny, 'cuz you'd think the second one would've ducked. A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" Ba dump bump. Don't forget to tip your waitresses. I'll be here all week!