Bad Dog Cafe: First World Problems

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by koen, Mar 15, 2019.

  1. HoodieMcFoodie

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    You know what they say trev. Pics or it didn't happen. :D
     
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    I have a problem.... maybe you can help. I suspected my wife was seeing another man so I set up a trap. I told her I had to work extra and wouldn't be home until way late. Then instead I came home early and parked down the street. I snuck up the edge of the driveway near the side of the house and crouched down by the BMW to check the scene and noticed... dang, it has an oil leak. So should I try to fix it myself or take it to the dealer?
     
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    Thanks for your contribution
     
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    I'm hurt by your post.
     
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    He will be back
    Then we will have to step up a gear
    And.... Have long talks about :
    Maple VS Rosewood
    Toploader VS String through
    Brass VS Steel
    Nitro VS Poly
    Ash VS Alder
    Ceramic VS Alnico
    MIA VS rest-of-world
    Tuners VS Nut.... Where did my tuning go?
    Oh , and : Send it back!
    And, as long as we all agree that we shouldn't open any boxes for the first 24 hours, we have avoided talking about anything that matters in the real world........ Which we are not supposed to mention anyway......
     
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    Hey get back in there and wash your hands...
     
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    I got a little winey last night. Two glasses to be exact.
     
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    ...now she wants to sell my monkey.
     
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    What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?


    Nothing, it just let out a little wine
     
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    can't change my strings... I haven't got a peg winder here...:(
     
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    I'd rather be a whinner than a looser.
     
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    Whinners never cheat and cheaters never whine.

    Sorry, what's that? Winners, not whinners. Are you sure? Ok...

    Ahem, scratch that. As you were. :oops:
     
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    Well, now we know who had the thinnest skin around here. Who's next?
     
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    Was it something I said?
     
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    This is amenable to scientific analysis. Are you First World? ... I'm guessing yes, so we're narrowing it down ... Do you whine? ... after running an extensive AI-supported query using unpublished and proprietary advanced cloud analysis software, I'd say no.

    So it must be somebody else.
     
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    I have learned if you want to leave just leave. It keeps you from needing to explain if/when you return.
     
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    I wanna know what he's tryin' to cover up? It's clearly a diversionary move, he's just making a noise like, LOOK over HERE, while he's doing something else.
     
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    bftfender Friend of Leo's

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    sweet..i have no problems then..i play SG into a Friedman Runt & jmp50
     
  19. Brad Pittiful

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    so your whining about people whining

    kettle meet black!
     
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    Now let me make this perfectly clear, I would not say such a thing about a fellow Bad Dogger, but it's rumored that his girl friends daddy had this to say about him.

    Her daddy say’s he ain’t worth a lick
    When it comes to brains
    He got the short end of the stick
     
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