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am I the only person that..drinks beer and talks to my dogs?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by slinger, Nov 9, 2017.

  1. MonkeyJefferson

    MonkeyJefferson Tele-Meister

    Oct 26, 2010
    I speak fluent beagle.
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  2. slinger

    slinger Friend of Leo's

    Mar 7, 2013
    wild west
    low thudd.> as long as they don't talk back..
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  3. TMMC

    TMMC Tele-Afflicted

    Apr 3, 2013

    I drink beer and talk to my dogs. One behavior is not dependent on the other.
  4. TMMC

    TMMC Tele-Afflicted

    Apr 3, 2013
    I just got done laughing at this. It's been several minutes. I conjured up a Gary Larsen comic to go along with it. Well done.
  5. Generic Schmoe

    Generic Schmoe Tele-Meister

    Oct 23, 2015
    Huntsville, TX
    Apartment living. No dog.


    One of these days I'll own some dirt.

    Edit: OTOH, whenever I'm around a friend's dog, I go out of my way to pet and talk to him/her. Beer makes it even better.
    Last edited: Nov 9, 2017
  6. Guran

    Guran Friend of Leo's

    Mar 20, 2007
    From here it's very hard to tell who's talking to your dogs.
  7. esetter

    esetter Tele-Afflicted

    Sep 1, 2011
  8. stringslinger

    stringslinger Tele-Holic

    Mar 22, 2011
    Nashville, TN wife and I tend to talk to the dog more than each other :D
  9. steve v

    steve v Tele-Holic

    Jun 18, 2009
    Albany, NY
    I talk to my goldfish Zippy, who just turned 11 btw. I think he would rather I don't drink as I am prone to playing old school metal. I generally play the Dead or Zappa, which he greatly prefers.

  10. JL_LI

    JL_LI Tele-Afflicted

    May 20, 2017
    Long Island, NY
    I had a dog who had morning coffee with me. If his bowl wasn't down on the floor next to me he'd poke my leg until he got it. Talk was optional. The vet said to stop with the coffee because of his heart murmur. My best friend lived 17 1/2 years. So much for the vet's advice. He never had a taste for beer.
  11. memorex

    memorex Friend of Leo's

    Jan 14, 2015
    My dog doesn't talk to me. But I've heard him chuckle when he farts.
  12. Solrac Kai

    Solrac Kai Tele-Meister

    Dec 14, 2011
    I used to have a black lab, smartest dog I ever had. I hung a dish towel on my fridge handle, and kept my beer on the lowest level. Taught him to tug on the towel to open the door and fetch me a beer. I miss that dog.
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  13. Old Tele man

    Old Tele man Friend of Leo's

    May 10, 2017
    Tucson, AZ
    Maybe Kevin Costner will make a movie called "Drinks Beer with Dogs"?
  14. voodooblues

    voodooblues Friend of Leo's

    Sep 12, 2012
    Berwyn, Il
    Replace dog with cats and I am absolutely that person. Don't even need to be drinking really....
  15. Sconnie

    Sconnie Tele-Afflicted

    May 1, 2017
    Denver, CO
    Ich trinke Pils und spreche schlechtes Deutsch mit meinem Hund.

    He is an oafish clumsy German shepherd so I just assume he prefers my crappy German comments. We have some good German style breweries here that make some mean lagers. Combining the two is always a good time, I'll bet he isn't picky about his beer, or bier, but he doesn't like my crappy band hahaha!
  16. william tele

    william tele Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Nov 7, 2009
    Kansas City, MO
    When people are walking their dog I sometimes totally ignore the owner and clandestinely wave at the dog. Dogs get this and the owner seems sort of unsettled about it...
  17. DaddyG

    DaddyG Tele-Meister

    Oct 25, 2012
    Norton, Ohio
    MJ, I talked to your dogs...they think you have a drinking problem.
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  18. BryMelvin

    BryMelvin Tele-Afflicted

    Jan 4, 2014
    Arivaca AZ
    Don't know; but I drink wine and watch old movies with my cats.
  19. Anode100

    Anode100 Friend of Leo's

    May 9, 2014
    Behind my beard.
    Ever play any 'Phish'?
  20. 1293

    1293 Poster Extraordinaire

    May 18, 2006
    I drink beer and scream at my dogs. Miserable bastards.
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