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Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by MattMacabre, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    And there on a bright red, white and blue plastic display stand the saw them...dozens of Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Ho-Ho's. The three American foods guaranteed to outlast cockroaches and nuclear waste.
     

  2. Guitarteach

    Guitarteach Poster Extraordinaire

    Aug 6, 2014
    UK
    With lead in their belly and the lingering effects of a sugar overdose effecting their mental state, the merry group made their way toward The Louvre Gallery to catch some culture.
     

  3. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    Arriving at the famed museum dressed it their cleanest(a relative term) cargo shorts, Hawaiian print shirts, concert tour Tee shirts, they became an exhibit more than viewers.
     

  4. HoodieMcFoodie

    HoodieMcFoodie Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

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    Tamworth, 'straya.
    Le Monde called the piece, labelled The Tragedy of Tourism, a "Tour de force. It explores the world of Americans abroad in such a visceral way that Europe should close it's borders for years to come."
     
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  5. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    A crowd of native Parisians and refined tourists moved nervously closer to better see the crude, offensive, but eerily intriguing band.
     

  6. Guitarteach

    Guitarteach Poster Extraordinaire

    Aug 6, 2014
    UK
    'Howdy son. Tell me. Is that Di Caprio's Moaning Lena? The demand boomed through the hushed galleries. Eyes rolled and knowing glances were exchanged.
     

  7. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire

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    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    Americans everywhere were much chagrined, Mark Twain spun in his grave, Edgar Allan Poe sat up and took notice, but all was not lost, because out of the blue . . .
     

  8. Guitarteach

    Guitarteach Poster Extraordinaire

    Aug 6, 2014
    UK
    the curator came across to spare more embarrassment. ‘If you care to follow me gentlemen’ she said, ‘We have a special collection of the hollywood greats’. They were led to a small door and passed through, blinking, into the bright Parisian sun. The door slammed shut behind them. ‘Oh Crepe. Not again’, TB said.
     
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  9. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    But their greatest fear was not unfounded. Yes, dear reader...it was a Jerry Lewis Film marathon!
     

  10. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire

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    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    Screaming in terror, our intrepid heros fled the scene in search of safety, and maybe, dare we say it, salvation. Rounding a blind corner, they bumbled into . . .
     

  11. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    the ghostly figure of Charles de Gaulle, who immediately asked for more military aide and American cigarettes.
     

  12. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire

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    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    Not to be outdone, up jumped Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, but nobody could see his diminutive spirit behind de Gaulle.
     

  13. HoodieMcFoodie

    HoodieMcFoodie Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Age:
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    Oct 22, 2007
    Tamworth, 'straya.
    No-one that is, except the ghost or Marcel Marceau, dressed as Bip the Clown, who strangely enough in the spirit world could talk. Approaching the melee of Americans and ghosts he struck a pose, pretending to be peering over a fence, and said, "
     
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  14. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    "No one in your country except the great and brilliant Ed Sullivan appreciated my artistry! He alone was daring enough to force-feed your countrymen the exquisite beauty of the Mime!"
     

  15. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire

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    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    Fair enough, Marcel, but mime is money, so we must be off to . . .
     

  16. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    the Palace of Versailles for the big welcome to France BBQ.
     

  17. Guitarteach

    Guitarteach Poster Extraordinaire

    Aug 6, 2014
    UK
    Horse burgers served with a side of sauted garlic, snails & chicken gizzard, proved to be a challenging dining experience for our inexperienced gourmands.
     

  18. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire

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    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    "This tastes even better coming back up than it did going down," declaimed all and sundry, and oh how they laughed, before wiping their chins and enjoying a tour of the palace grounds, accompanied by . . .
     

  19. Kirchensfan

    Kirchensfan Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jan 1, 2013
    New Jersey
    a team of France's elite Special Forces, ensuring the artifacts they were shown would remain in place and undamaged.
     

  20. TeleBrew

    TeleBrew Poster Extraordinaire

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    Apr 5, 2007
    Evergreen, Colorado
    Therefore, no fun was had at all, so they bid adieu, and were on their way to . . .
     

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