A couple of days ago I walked into town and as I was standing outside the local music shop, an alien space craft materialised above me. I was taken aboard via their tractor beam and obviously lost consciousness immediately. When I came to, I was back standing outside the music shop exactly as before but with one difference. I seem to have bought another Telecaster! I explained all this to Mrs R. who does not believe that this happened. Luckily I have photographic evidence, and here it is : It's a Made in Mexico FSR Thinline Deluxe, Candy Apple Red, mother of toilet seat scratch plate, bound top. There's some cosmetic damage on the rim near the bottom strap button and I got £120 off because of this. So a word of warning to you all, just be careful if you are walking near a music shop and keep your eyes on the skies.