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Keep your eyes on your own paper, Pencils down!

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by getbent, Apr 24, 2009.

  1. getbent

    getbent Telefied Ad Free Member

    Happy Weekend Kids! It is time for.... A test! Feel free to embellish your answers with solid reasoning or petty whining. Extra points for explaining why the question is stupid but that you will answer because your life is fairly empty and as bad as the test is.... it beats being left to your own thoughts which are mostly populated with thoughts of razor blades, rope and how much you envy people like the Jonas Bros, John Mayer and anyone else having regular sex, lots of friends and money by the wheelbarrow load.

    Enjoy! Put your answers in bold so that we can scoff at them (or be amused)

    Which would you rather be, find or do>>>>>

    A cowboy or a spaceman?

    Pickup truck or a Citroen?

    Have an accent or no accent?

    tour Jack Wells Guitars or CSAPO's?

    Spend a weekend in stripperdust with the Buckocaster or chasing gators with Scatter Lee?

    Find an unknown concert recording of Danny Gatton or Roy Buchanan?

    Wake up to discover it is 1963 and you are either Roy Nichols or Don Rich?

    Wake up and it is 1965 and you are either George Harrison or Jimmy Page?

    wake up and discover that you are either Vince Gill or Brad Paisley?

    would you rather have invented the telecaster or the deluxe reverb amp?

    what is the single best feature about your home?
     

  2. Telewilly

    Telewilly Tele-Meister

    483
    Apr 19, 2008
    Katmandoo

  3. Joe-Bob

    Joe-Bob Poster Extraordinaire

    Sep 6, 2004
    Dallas, Texas
    Holy Crap! A Test!!! :eek:

    Dude, I forgot to get stoned first, I'm not ready! Can I just give you a note signed by Epstien's mother?
     

  4. getbent

    getbent Telefied Ad Free Member

    my favorite word! Outstanding!
     

  5. getbent

    getbent Telefied Ad Free Member

    ohhh sorry. I was going to pass you... but, you misspelled Epstein!

    Fail!

    not being stoned also goes to your class participation grade and your 'prepared for class' grade....

    I may have to send you to the vice principal's office Ms. Bootythwapper. Corporal punishment IS allowed here young man!
     

  6. Telewilly

    Telewilly Tele-Meister

    483
    Apr 19, 2008
    Katmandoo
    Can I have my pencil back now?
     

  7. ghostwolf

    ghostwolf Tele-Holic

    563
    Oct 23, 2008
    out of it
    A cowboy or a spaceman?
    a cowboy in space

    Pickup truck or a Citroen?
    texas t-top, naturally

    Have an accent or no accent?
    texans don't have accents, y'all do

    tour Jack Wells Guitars or CSAPO's?
    que?

    Spend a weekend in stripperdust with the Buckocaster or chasing gators with Scatter Lee?
    chasing guitars with scatterlee. i think. is bucko a female?

    Find an unknown concert recording of Danny Gatton or Roy Buchanan?
    yes

    Wake up to discover it is 1963 and you are either Roy Nichols or Don Rich?
    both excellent pickers; which one is still alive?

    Wake up and it is 1965 and you are either George Harrison or Jimmy Page?
    george harrison- he never ripped off willie dixon

    wake up and discover that you are either Vince Gill or Brad Paisley?
    i'd kill myself

    would you rather have invented the telecaster or the deluxe reverb amp?
    i'd be leo fender. all good

    what is the single best feature about your home?[/quote]
    i live here
     

  8. Brad Pittiful

    Brad Pittiful Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Dec 22, 2008
    Philly Burbs
    a test...i didnt study!
     

  9. getbent

    getbent Telefied Ad Free Member

    you bet... you actually already have it, but you might wanna wipe it off....:D
     

  10. Derek S

    Derek S Former Member

    981
    Jan 23, 2008
    Tucson, AZ
    Which would you rather be, find or do>>>>>

    A cowboy or a spaceman?
    a cowboy-better clothes and food.

    Pickup truck or a Citroen?
    a 1970 Olds 442

    Have an accent or no accent?
    I'll stick with my accent, it has personality

    tour Jack Wells Guitars or CSAPO's?
    I guess the guitar joint

    Spend a weekend in stripperdust with the Buckocaster or chasing gators with Scatter Lee?
    pass


    Find an unknown concert recording of Danny Gatton or Roy Buchanan?
    Roy

    Wake up to discover it is 1963 and you are either Roy Nichols or Don Rich?
    Roy

    Wake up and it is 1965 and you are either George Harrison or Jimmy Page?
    Jimmy Page

    wake up and discover that you are either Vince Gill or Brad Paisley?
    keep on sleeping

    would you rather have invented the telecaster or the deluxe reverb amp?
    the telecaster

    what is the single best feature about your home?
    the garden
     

  11. Nash

    Nash Tele-Holic

    763
    Mar 8, 2009
    Fullerton, CA
    Which would you rather be, find or do>>>>>

    To start off, I don't listen to country

    A cowboy or a spaceman?
    Spaceman because anybody can ride a horse

    Pickup truck or a Citroen?
    Pickup Truck because Citroens are for commies:D

    Have an accent or no accent?
    This is subjective, we all have accents. Really the question is if I would rather live somewhere other than the place I have spent most of my life. In that case, no accent.

    tour Jack Wells Guitars or CSAPO's?
    Jack

    Spend a weekend in stripperdust with the Buckocaster or chasing gators with Scatter Lee?
    Stripper dust sounds fun, but I'm not a sparkly kinda guy. Gators it is.

    Find an unknown concert recording of Danny Gatton or Roy Buchanan?
    Danny Gatton, I'm not a huge fan of either, but IMO he has the cooler name.

    Wake up to discover it is 1963 and you are either Roy Nichols or Don Rich?
    Again, not a huge fan of either, but I do like Roy Nichols a bit better. Roy, final answer.

    Wake up and it is 1965 and you are either George Harrison or Jimmy Page?
    Jimmy Page, no contest. George harrison is a better song writer but Jimmy is leagues above in terms of guitar skill

    wake up and discover that you are either Vince Gill or Brad Paisley?
    Once again, not a fan, but Vince Gill, I really only like Brad's solos and fills and Vince at least has a few whole songs I enjoy.

    would you rather have invented the telecaster or the deluxe reverb amp?
    Telecaster, it's the more influential of the 2 plus I like the Bassman more than the Deluxe Reverb

    what is the single best feature about your home?
    Me
     

  12. 1962guitargeek

    1962guitargeek Friend of Leo's

    Oct 9, 2008
    eastern n.c.
    :D :D
     

  13. Telewilly

    Telewilly Tele-Meister

    483
    Apr 19, 2008
    Katmandoo
    *wipes pencil off on Nash's shirt*
     

  14. dean

    dean Friend of Leo's

    Student #1: I'm totally bummed - we had a an open book test and I forgot my book!

    Student #2: Well, don't feel too bad - I had a take home test, and I forgot where I lived.

    Tests are hard!

    dean
     

  15. Buckocaster51

    Buckocaster51 Super Moderator Staff Member Ad Free Member

    Age:
    65
    Jan 6, 2005
    Iowa USA
    Admin Post
    A cowboy or a spaceman?
    A cowboy. Have you ever tried going to the bathroom in Zero G?

    Pickup truck or a Citroen?
    Cowboys ALWAYS drive pick 'em up trucks

    Have an accent or no accent?
    uhhhh...we all have accents...maybe not the same accent...but accents never-the-less

    tour Jack Wells Guitars or CSAPO's?
    Jack Wells...he might let us see his John Deere too

    Spend a weekend in stripperdust with the Buckocaster or chasing gators with Scatter Lee?

    Been in the stripperdust. Chasing gators might be fun.

    Find an unknown concert recording of Danny Gatton or Roy Buchanan?
    Mr. Buchanon

    Wake up to discover it is 1963 and you are either Roy Nichols or Don Rich?
    That's a tuff one, but the Strangers didn't record Buckaroo or Bud's Bounce.

    Wake up and it is 1965 and you are either George Harrison or Jimmy Page?
    Who?

    wake up and discover that you are either Vince Gill or Brad Paisley?
    BP...because then I would get to meet Bill Crook.

    would you rather have invented the telecaster or the deluxe reverb amp?
    This is the TELECASTER discussion page...

    what is the single best feature about your home?
    I can walk to work EVERY day...along the banks of the Upper Mississippi
     

  16. ROADMAN

    ROADMAN Poster Extraordinaire

    can I use the bathroom again?
    [​IMG]
     

  17. kp8

    kp8 Friend of Leo's

    Aug 22, 2004
    Seoul, Korea
    A cowboy or a spaceman?
    cowboy

    Pickup truck or a Citroen?
    citroen (actually i would rather have truck, but commies represent!)

    Have an accent or no accent?
    The accent i already have NYC

    tour Jack Wells Guitars or CSAPO's?
    wow~ either, but i guess iffin i have to pick one right now: Jack Wells

    Spend a weekend in stripperdust with the Buckocaster or chasing gators with Scatter Lee?
    stripperdust, assuming there are actually strippers who sprinkle me with dust.

    Find an unknown concert recording of Danny Gatton or Roy Buchanan?
    I don't either of them doods much, but i guess Gatton


    Wake up to discover it is 1963 and you are either Roy Nichols or Don Rich?
    Roy


    Wake up and it is 1965 and you are either George Harrison or Jimmy Page?
    George (man these are really really hard!)


    wake up and discover that you are either Vince Gill or Brad Paisley?
    Vince Gill, no wait Brad Paisely, no wait.... oh crud can i just be Jim Campilongo?

    would you rather have invented the telecaster or the deluxe reverb amp?
    Telecastah

    what is the single best feature about your home?
    The AC sort of works....
     

  18. getbent

    getbent Telefied Ad Free Member

    can I use the bathroom again?
    [​IMG]



    yes but one of those is a man. pick one and I'll let you know if we will be calling you 'lucky'
     

  19. morroben

    morroben Friend of Leo's

    Age:
    41
    Jun 25, 2006
    Morro Bay, Ca
    A cowboy or a spaceman?
    Spaceman...the idea of space doesn't really thrill me but the idea of being a cowboy makes me want to off myself so I'll go with space.
    Pickup truck or a Citroen?
    Pickup truck...handy for work.
    Have an accent or no accent?
    Everyone has an accent...just depends on where you're from vs. where you're talking.
    tour Jack Wells Guitars or CSAPO's?
    Jack
    Spend a weekend in stripperdust with the Buckocaster or chasing gators with Scatter Lee?
    stripperdust
    Find an unknown concert recording of Danny Gatton or Roy Buchanan?
    I'll just listen to something I already have.
    Wake up to discover it is 1963 and you are either Roy Nichols or Don Rich?
    I guess Don Rich...he'd be younger.
    Wake up and it is 1965 and you are either George Harrison or Jimmy Page?
    George Harrison
    wake up and discover that you are either Vince Gill or Brad Paisley?
    Go back to sleep.
    would you rather have invented the telecaster or the deluxe reverb amp?
    tele
    what is the single best feature about your home?
    proximity to beach
     

  20. PapaBeef

    PapaBeef Friend of Leo's

    Mar 1, 2004
    EN JAY
    My wife...followed by my daughter, my cat, my dog & my boy,Slappy, who keeps loosing ground every time he beats me to the last pork chop (just kiddin' son)
     

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