Speakin of "Jacko"

0le FUZZY · December 21st, 2003, 12:50 PM

(I done ceen him in Kingpin's avitar)

Any of yew notice that black shirt he issa wearin in the news?

He stolt it from me and the sea-quinns tew back inna 70s.

Mebby one of his folks done stolt my fiddy nine Esquire tew.

I reckon I should sue HEE! HEE!

Knott intended tew be a

er nuttin poly-tick-cal. Jes a note!!

Good luck tew me!!

Kingpin · December 21st, 2003, 01:44 PM

A friend sent me that photo with the subject line: "What Saddam was planning to do with the 750K".
If I had that kind of cash lying around I would be spending it on some beautiful old Telecasters and not some bad plastic surgery.

Rumor has it that Jacko still has your shirt - minus the sequins. The sequins now reside on his Glove. Haven't you heard, the market for vintage sequins is going through the roof!

Happy Holidays to All.

trag-o-caster · December 21st, 2003, 01:48 PM

This is a definate improvement for Mikey. Maybe he should give this new look a whirl eh?

Thanks for the laffs Fuzzy, I surely needed it!

threadbare · December 21st, 2003, 01:53 PM

I heard that Michael is very serious about his court case.

So serious in fact, he's had his plastic surgeon put on an innocent look.

Scotland · December 21st, 2003, 02:00 PM

Naw, your shirt would be too big for him. When he was asked why he liked 28 year olds, he replied....cos there are twenty of them !!

BadTele · December 21st, 2003, 02:34 PM

and a shopping bag?

One is white, made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other is what they put your groceries in at the store.

December 21st, 2003, 12:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
0le FUZZY Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kolly-forn-knee-ya Posts: 10,001 6 Photos	Speakin of "Jacko" (I done ceen him in Kingpin's avitar) Any of yew notice that black shirt he issa wearin in the news? He stolt it from me and the sea-quinns tew back inna 70s. Mebby one of his folks done stolt my fiddy nine Esquire tew. I reckon I should sue HEE! HEE! Knott intended tew be a er nuttin poly-tick-cal. Jes a note!! Good luck tew me!!

December 21st, 2003, 01:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Kingpin Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here Posts: 1,208	Re: Speakin of "Jacko" A friend sent me that photo with the subject line: "What Saddam was planning to do with the 750K". If I had that kind of cash lying around I would be spending it on some beautiful old Telecasters and not some bad plastic surgery. Rumor has it that Jacko still has your shirt - minus the sequins. The sequins now reside on his Glove. Haven't you heard, the market for vintage sequins is going through the roof! Happy Holidays to All. __________________ Bring on da Twang

December 21st, 2003, 01:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
trag-o-caster Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Flushing, Michigan Posts: 4,575	HILARIOUS! This is a definate improvement for Mikey. Maybe he should give this new look a whirl eh? Thanks for the laffs Fuzzy, I surely needed it! __________________ Timothy Jon Lamb

December 21st, 2003, 02:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Scotland Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland, Yewrup Age: 54 Posts: 6,502 3 Photos	Well Fuzzie Naw, your shirt would be too big for him. When he was asked why he liked 28 year olds, he replied....cos there are twenty of them !! __________________ All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand !

December 21st, 2003, 02:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
BadTele Tele-Meister Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 133	Whats the difference between Michael and a shopping bag? One is white, made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other is what they put your groceries in at the store. __________________ I could drink every day I got home from work, but then my wife wouldn't compliment me on how much my drinking has improved.

December 21st, 2003, 01:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
threadbare Tele-Meister Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Georgia Posts: 290	I heard that Michael is very serious about his court case. So serious in fact, he's had his plastic surgeon put on an innocent look.