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Old December 13th, 2011, 12:25 AM   #101 (permalink)
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll lollipop?
A 7.2 ounce package of them and I still do not know the answer.

A fat free candy since 1931.

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Made in the USA. They have a new flavor. Tastes like apples and lard.

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Old December 13th, 2011, 12:35 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 12:39 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 12:44 AM   #104 (permalink)
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When I wear ladies capri jeans and multi-colored toe socks, I really enjoy a good telecaster/pathfinder session playing their entire catalogue..
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Old December 13th, 2011, 12:49 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 12:52 AM   #106 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 02:49 AM   #107 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 02:55 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 03:11 AM   #109 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 03:15 AM   #110 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 03:41 AM   #111 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 03:55 AM   #112 (permalink)
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...and that's why the world is in such a sorry state, because of people like you misinterpreting everything I have to say.

You are just a b8st8rd coated b8st8rd with b8st8rd filling.

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Old December 13th, 2011, 03:56 AM   #113 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 03:57 AM   #114 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 05:54 AM   #115 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 06:33 AM   #116 (permalink)
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I agree with everyone about ALL of this, but I have one question: why does it hurt when I pee?

There. I commented. Can I read the posts now?
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Old December 13th, 2011, 06:34 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 06:41 AM   #118 (permalink)
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Alternate theory:

Other people are reading threads faster than you think possible, and then coining absurd or amusing posts to illuminate the mood or to ridicule someone or just having fun with words.

If you can blast through Rushdie's "Satanic Verses" in 24 hours and have it all nailed down, then I am the fool and I apologize. What I am saying is, sometimes people make comments that could mean they haven't read things the way you read them, or maybe they read and disregarded the things you felt were important.

But maybe they did read it and you or I just don't realize. Different people deal with Cross-talk and Chaos in differing ways.
Damn, bb, every time I read you, you right.
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Old December 13th, 2011, 06:44 AM   #119 (permalink)
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Old December 13th, 2011, 07:22 AM   #120 (permalink)
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Nobody's going to answer this, are they....
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