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Earguy · January 6th, 2012, 08:11 PM

I like making twitter posts to my local NFL pre-game show, just to watch them crawl across the screen. Apparently, no one really edits them.

telecat33511 · January 6th, 2012, 08:32 PM

I really don't see what you're getting at!

And ....that's lunch

w3stie · January 6th, 2012, 10:44 PM

I'd suggest scrapbooking, but I don't want to be rapidly and repeatedly kicked in the groin.

BobbyZ · January 6th, 2012, 11:25 PM

So how do I put up an avater? (I have the picture in my email)

donh · January 7th, 2012, 01:00 AM

Fingernails get everywhere. You clip them, it's like shotgun rounds . . . .

WilburBufferson · January 7th, 2012, 01:37 AM

when you fall down in your kitchen, rest assured that there is a floor there to catch you like a friend. on the floor will be all those things you never bothered to pick up, so it's a bit of a lost and found (mostly the latter). so, congratulations on your head injury, but you've netted 7 guitar picks, some cat chow, and pizza crust and coffee grounds and a rubber band or two. good times. now get up and play your guitar (after you've finished eating up the leftovers) cause we're demoing "eruption" at 3pm today, dude.

HoodieMcFoodie · January 7th, 2012, 01:57 AM

I still can't believe how awesome that album is, after all these years.

RedRock · January 7th, 2012, 06:51 AM

Kilroy was here.

fendahbendah57 · January 7th, 2012, 09:38 AM

Tomato juice and Summers Eve always worked for me.

P Thought · January 7th, 2012, 04:35 PM

People don't realize how much damage they cause when they post bad things on the internet.

HoodieMcFoodie · January 7th, 2012, 11:20 PM

Drum roll please...

soulgeezer · January 7th, 2012, 11:32 PM

Please explain to me how a 63 year old Chinese woman can look this good:

I mean, yikes!

Schmikey · January 7th, 2012, 11:35 PM

I'm horny, so I'm going upstairs to drag my wife away from the tv, to the bedroom.

lostpick · January 7th, 2012, 11:57 PM

Fill in blank;

_________ is so overrated...

randrew379 · January 8th, 2012, 12:44 AM

Having no knowledge on this particular issue,I think it is obvious that I should be the man who puts the Republican Party back in the White House.

Dawg · January 8th, 2012, 10:44 AM

Nope, never suffered from scurvy but i've had a toenail fungal infection with is now cured.

Wattie · January 8th, 2012, 11:33 AM

Hey I just had this great idea. I thought it all through and it can't fail. Contact me for details.

Johntodd · January 8th, 2012, 11:54 AM

Isn't that the same stuff they use for butt fungus?

Paul in Colorado · January 8th, 2012, 12:03 PM

You need to heat it up with a blow dryer or it won't be absorbed by the skin.

Manolete · January 8th, 2012, 12:20 PM

You need to go to the hospital and get that checked out. The nurses tried to tell me nothing was wrong and I laughed them out of the place. If you don't, you are an idiot.

January 6th, 2012, 10:44 PM	#523 (permalink)
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January 7th, 2012, 01:00 AM	#525 (permalink)
donh Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Oh Aich Ten Posts: 1,450	Fingernails get everywhere. You clip them, it's like shotgun rounds . . . . __________________ "Everything is a tone control" -donh-

January 7th, 2012, 01:37 AM	#526 (permalink)
WilburBufferson Tele-Holic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Toronto Posts: 560	when you fall down in your kitchen, rest assured that there is a floor there to catch you like a friend. on the floor will be all those things you never bothered to pick up, so it's a bit of a lost and found (mostly the latter). so, congratulations on your head injury, but you've netted 7 guitar picks, some cat chow, and pizza crust and coffee grounds and a rubber band or two. good times. now get up and play your guitar (after you've finished eating up the leftovers) cause we're demoing "eruption" at 3pm today, dude. __________________ http://www.unclefather.com

January 7th, 2012, 04:35 PM	#530 (permalink)
P Thought Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Coos Bay, Oregon Age: 59 Posts: 2,912	People don't realize how much damage they cause when they post bad things on the internet. __________________ Lefty loosey, righty tighty Ol' Simple, where you at?

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Dawg Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: England Posts: 522	Nope, never suffered from scurvy but i've had a toenail fungal infection with is now cured. __________________ Twang is, as twang does.

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Earguy Tele-Meister Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 229	I like making twitter posts to my local NFL pre-game show, just to watch them crawl across the screen. Apparently, no one really edits them.

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January 6th, 2012, 08:32 PM	#522 (permalink)
telecat33511 Tele-Meister Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tampa Florida Posts: 255	I really don't see what you're getting at! And ....that's lunch

January 6th, 2012, 11:25 PM	#524 (permalink)
BobbyZ Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Nimrod MN Posts: 4,366	So how do I put up an avater? (I have the picture in my email)

January 7th, 2012, 01:57 AM	#527 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tamworth, 'straya. Age: 51 Posts: 7,809	I still can't believe how awesome that album is, after all these years.

January 7th, 2012, 06:51 AM	#528 (permalink)
RedRock Tele-Meister Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Nevada Posts: 480	Kilroy was here.

January 7th, 2012, 09:38 AM	#529 (permalink)
fendahbendah57 Tele-Meister Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: San Jose Posts: 232	Tomato juice and Summers Eve always worked for me.

January 7th, 2012, 11:20 PM	#531 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tamworth, 'straya. Age: 51 Posts: 7,809	Drum roll please...

January 7th, 2012, 11:35 PM	#533 (permalink)
Schmikey Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Winnipeg Age: 44 Posts: 617	I'm horny, so I'm going upstairs to drag my wife away from the tv, to the bedroom.

January 7th, 2012, 11:57 PM	#534 (permalink)
lostpick Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Staten Island, NYC Posts: 1,683	Fill in blank; _________ is so overrated...

January 8th, 2012, 12:44 AM	#535 (permalink)
randrew379 TDPRI Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: chapel hill NC Posts: 15	Having no knowledge on this particular issue,I think it is obvious that I should be the man who puts the Republican Party back in the White House.

January 8th, 2012, 11:33 AM	#537 (permalink)
Wattie Tele-Meister Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Switzerland Posts: 257 18 Photos	Hey I just had this great idea. I thought it all through and it can't fail. Contact me for details. __________________ Tower of Tele world record holder.

January 8th, 2012, 11:54 AM	#538 (permalink)
Johntodd Tele-Meister Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: USA Posts: 337	Isn't that the same stuff they use for butt fungus? __________________ Anything that is too stupid to be sung is spoken by politicians.

January 8th, 2012, 12:03 PM	#539 (permalink)
Paul in Colorado Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fort Collins, CO Age: 60 Posts: 9,705 3 Photos	You need to heat it up with a blow dryer or it won't be absorbed by the skin. __________________ "Can y'all play some Skynnard? Y'know, like 'Stairway to Heaven?'" -Drunk cowboy at Trail Dust Days, Pine Bluffs, WY

January 8th, 2012, 12:20 PM	#540 (permalink)
Manolete Tele-Holic Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Edinburgh - Scotland Posts: 727	You need to go to the hospital and get that checked out. The nurses tried to tell me nothing was wrong and I laughed them out of the place. If you don't, you are an idiot.

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