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Old June 24th, 2009, 07:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Make up a lie about the poster above you!

I saw this on another site and thought it would be cool.

Here's a little pastime, play along!

You make something up about the poster above you. It can be ridiculous , absurd, silly , just plain strange....it just can't be true!

For example, if someone, let's say Poster-John, had posted above me, I might then reply "Poster-John has been in the news several times for bungee jumping from famous skyscrapers. . . in the nude. "

Give it a go, have some fun!

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Old June 24th, 2009, 07:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This is silly...why would I waste my time posting about someone that sells blow up sheep dolls while listening to old richard simmons LP's wearing a burlap thong and pink flip -flops.
I saw it...
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Old June 24th, 2009, 07:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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He plays a Gibson and hates Teles...
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Old June 24th, 2009, 07:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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CDKopf collects the unwashed socks of roadies from famous bands. The aroma helps him to drift off to sleep.

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Old June 24th, 2009, 07:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I hear Throttleneck has been gigging in bars so bad that they have mechanical sheep.
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I heard Tap can do a hell of a riverdance.













in a skirt.









and lipstick.
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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recently heard that superbadj was seen carrying a purse and wearing clogs...but sources say he was attending a telecaster convention for clog wearing purse carring virtuoso geniuses
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The poster above me is actually telling the truth about the poster above him.
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:19 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Superbadj discovered the fourth chord, but lost it down the toilet after a particularly violent case of post-curry runs.
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Skrik was recently spotted with Angelina Jolly-laff playing grunge metal on a flying V!

(suposed to be Brad Pittiful, but you guys are wayyy to fast!)
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:30 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:43 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old June 24th, 2009, 08:57 PM   #20 (permalink)
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good one!~
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