Make up a lie about the poster above you!

[jim_pridx]

<no lie> My last message was actually meant for TUTM, but a phone call disrupted my attention only to come back while thinking it was Mike to whom I was lying about. Oh well! Sorry Mike! </no lie>

But, we now know the true history of TGFMIKE vs. Culver City.

In other news, there's a new guy on the block by the name of Captain Ryg who's been advertisting a special ointment by the name of "Ryg-a-Marole." It's very carefully applied by a nurse only, so one needs to be careful that it doesn't cause an allergic reaction. The Captain doesn't worry, though, for he's hired a full-time nurse that goes by the name of "Bambi."

[tgfmike]

jp switched to ointment lies from cheese lies because ointment just sounds so cool. Oint-ment. Oint-ment. jp repeats it until he goes into a state of self-hypnosis, then tells himself that when he wakes up he will oink like a pig every time the phone rings.

[chezdeluxe]

Mike prefers the word unction to ointment. He keeps thinking of a grilled cheese and unction sandwich.

[JackStraw]

Originally Posted by CptRyg

Nobody reads telleutelleme's post because it failed the interesting test.

Are you related to Diana CptRyg who played Mrs. Peale on the Avengers? She's so totally hot my eyeballs used to dry out while watching the show.


Chez is starting a new grass roots movement called the Whine and Cheese Partiers. They're saving for a fondue pot.

[PennyCentury]

Originally Posted by CptRyg

Nobody reads telleutelleme's post because it failed the interesting test.

OTOH, the Pentagon and CID are waiting to see if CptRyg spills what he knows about Depleted Cheddar Munitions, special services (Running Chef) Roach Coach movements, and the supply of New York Cheesecake and "Cheesecake magazines" within the Commissary and the Army-Airforce Exchange System.

Unfortunately, any of the keywords I've written above will most likely put me on a Watch List, severely restricting my travel within my home state in the future. Honest, my family does use that Avtomat Kalashnikov for deer hunting, I swear!

[eyerish]

Originally Posted by PennyCentury

OTOH, the Pentagon and CID are waiting to see if CptRyg spills what he knows about Depleted Cheddar Munitions, special services (Running Chef) Roach Coach movements, and the supply of New York Cheesecake and "Cheesecake magazines" within the Commissary and the Army-Airforce Exchange System.

Unfortunately, any of the keywords I've written above will most likely put me on a Watch List, severely restricting my travel within my home state in the future. Honest, my family does use that Avtomat Kalashnikov for deer hunting, I swear!

Penny used to think that Avtomat Kalashnikov was an interesting sort of laundermat,now she just throws away her dirty clothes and buys new.

(not a lie, I miss the running chef getting the sarge to bring us some food to the gate. good times, USAF 452nd Weapon systems security specialist)

[Moggl]

Eyerish really, really wishes he was.

[Moggl]

// In other news, I'm fighting exhaustion (again). The blasted migraine seems to be linked to it. Sorry for the unfunny intermission.

[HoodieMcFoodie]

In an attempt to relieve himself of his migraine, moggl is about to drill a hole in his forehead with a power drill. He seems to remember seeing Michael Ironside do this in the movie Scanners

[tgfmike]

The Hoodster never uses power tools, which explains why his tele builds take about 15 months.

[telleutelleme]

Hoodie drilled holes in his own head in an attempt to lighten his tele or at least the perception that it would be lighter. Fortunately he didn't hit the creative side of his brain so he can still lie and his playing is much better.

Eyerish likes to use his old military jargon during set breaks. He often shouts "Smoke um if you Got um" following the lead out.

Moggl forgot to mention that Migraine is German for hangover.

PC has started her own cult and is bateing the ATF to try and investigate her gun hoarding. She is secretly using barrels for truss rods in her new builds, each 52RI can hold 5 rounds and is fired by plucking the D & G open. She is really pleased with the action.

Oh and TGFM is an unbelievably slow poster.

[PennyCentury]

TUTM is thinking about going trepanning for gold... in his forehead!

DADT is TUTM's overseas pen pal.

[redstringuitar]

Penny always takes an ice-pick to wet T-shirt contests.

[jim_pridx]

RSG always takes a camcorder to wet T-shirt contests, especially when PC is a contestant.

[telleutelleme]

JP in an attempt to get an annual Wet T-Shirt contest going in his home town made one fatal flaw in setting it up outdoors in December. JP thought it was a brilliant idea and didn't realize he would get so much backlash at the retirement home.

[chezdeluxe]

Speaking of retirement homes TUTM still hasn't managed to find one with a Blackface Twin Reverb in the recreation room.

He is thinking of petitioning the State Governor on the basis that it would be a Texas tragedy to let the twang just fade away when so many seniors could keep it going for future generations.

[tgfmike]

In 1958, chez packed up his Lady And The Tramp lunchbox with three PB&J sandwiches and set out for Indooroopilly. He got as far as King George Square, where he began eating the sandwiches and realized he had forgotten to bring milk. He didn't cry, though, he just turned around and trudged slowly home.

[jim_pridx]

Getting back to the retirement home theme, Mike has started a new band called Sir Mick & the Geezers. They already have 217 dates booked in retirement homes and assisted-living facilities. Instead of playing "Born to be Wild," he's now singing "It's a Great Afternoon for a Nap."

[PennyCentury]

Jim_P brings a Blackface Twin Reverb to his jam sessions, but he's thinking of changing to another amp because Mister Bones keeps trying to plug in his banjo in it and Mister Interlocutor keeps asking Jim "who was that lady I saw you with last night?".

[eyerish]

Penny has a serious problem with anyone using "Blackface" amps. Because as we all know "Blackface" is not politically correct.