Make up a lie about the poster above you!

[PennyCentury]

Chez was winner of the Ivory Soap contest " use the phrase `plug hole' in a sentence". His prize was a Smithsonian scale model of a diorama with a Florida Manatee and Pup.

[PennyCentury]

Esaaal always takes charge of serving up the Sunday roast. He always uses a German Carve to get the job done.

[tombob]

Penny plays button accordian in a Nu-Metal/Funk/Polka band called "Crazy Uncle Funkinhosin and his bloody polka of death" and thinks the guitar is a extremly over rated instrument.

[PennyCentury]

Tombob, the evil reverse twin of Bob and Tom, the infamous comedy radio team, wandered into the "Make up a lie" thread apparently by accident. The band is actually Merrell Funkhauser and the Cheater Five

[redstringuitar]

PC's zero carbon footprint hearing aid...



...necessitated by her evil twin...



as used in her band WHAT??

[chezdeluxe]

RSG had a great band named after the Italian word for When.

As a trio they were called The Three Quandos but when they added a Flautist they were forced to change the name.

It put all the dancers out of step when the band sang "Tell me when will you be mine? Tell me Quando,Quando,Quando,Quando"

[Esaaal]

Chez thinks that all euphemisms came from his Aunt Eupha.

[tgfmike]

Esaaal was Bob Morris's roadie in the early '60s.

[telleutelleme]

TGFM worked as a roadie. Then he formed a band called Pavement; which does Michael Parks covers.

[jim_pridx]

TUTM has just formed a Jim Nabors tribute act.

[JackStraw]

jim p pays tribute to the estate of Jim Nabors. They made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

[telleutelleme]

JackStraw went to the Indy 500 just to hear Jim Nabors sing and then left.

[jim_pridx]

TUTM drove his Nash Rambler to the Indy 500 in hopes that he could race it.

[hollowman]

Jim P went to the Indy 500, but never made past the party row. He woke up buried by aluminum cans.

[telleutelleme]

Hollowman thought the Indy 500 was a new animated movie about Sparta. He's going to wait for the DVD.

[tgfmike]

tutm thinks the Indy 500 is a list of the best independently produced movies of the 20th century and he can never figure why everyone gets so excited about it each year.

[JackStraw]

What do Don Adams, Dick Van Dyke, Tele Savalas, Sherman Helmsley, Dick Sargent and TGFM have in common? That's right, Botany 500 suits.

[jim_pridx]

From JackStraw's viewpoint, anything in terms of "casual wear" is just a waste of time, for his view is that the women just don't care for shorts, tank-tops, sandals, beachwear, etc. "If it ain't a Botany 500 suit, I ain't wearin' it," he says. The only problem is that he can only afford one suit, but he goes on to say "you're gonna like the way you look! I guarantee it!"

[PennyCentury]

Jim_P's Sunday go-to-meetin' suit has had the lapels reduced, then stretched, then covered in velvet, then restored to original 1950's condition at the Botany 500 Custom Shop, by Yuriy Shishkov's cousin, Valery Sarnovitch. Oh, and the jacket IS lined in Fender Tweed.

[telleutelleme]

When PC switched to country music, her new manager said she should go with a Nudie look. She slapped his face.