Make up a lie about the poster above you!

[zonedout245]

Niprock is so cool for giving me all his guitar gear and devoting his life to his new passion: ping pong.

[tgfmike]

zd es yust zo ned out, ze zon ov rober out, ze famus bazzist. ned isselv no plez nussing.

[jim_pridx]

Mike is high again. Please ignore him for trying to make sense out of something as simple as being "zoned out."

[tgfmike]

jp spent a decade, starting in 1968, "turned on, tuned in and dropped out". He finally discovered there was no money in it and got into brokering large-scale deals in Krugerrands. Now his motto is "invest, sit back, retire".

[jim_pridx]

Originally Posted by tgfmike

......... got into brokering large-scale deals in Krugerrands. Now his motto is "invest, sit back, retire".

You got that right, my fellow friend! Mike has been my primary investor, and he's one hell of a rich SOB. It's no wonder he has so much time to spend on the TDPRI. How's that new custom-body-cut, Tele-shaped surf board working out for you?

[chezdeluxe]

Jim has a great sideline ever since the price of gold jumped.

He has the official Reno franchise on buying expired wedding rings.

[PennyCentury]

CD is currently profiting from his latest Cats For Gold scheme

http://www.catsforgold.com/

[Boblets]

PC has invested heavily in a cat farm after a good friend informed her that cats make nice companions for Jack Russell dogs. She expects to make a killing.

[Esaaal]

Boblets, deliberately uses a Victorian accent in Queensland, throwing his freinds and neighbors into a aggitated state. Crikey, those bloody Victorians are such wanker$.

[spikypaddy]

Esaaal once attempted to become Victorian. He said it was OK, apart from the fact that all of those high colours an dstarched shirts were rather uncomfortable.

[JackStraw]

spiky tells anyone who will listen that he lived in the Shire, knew the Bagginses quite well,catered Bilbos eleventy eleventh birthday party and would have gone off with Frodo and Sam if he wasn't afraid of the dark and asked them if they could wait until sunup to depart.

[Ash Telecaster]

JS once slew a hideous beast and is now blogging from prison as that beast was his ex.

[jkingma]

GitHead has no profile.

[Esaaal]

Jkingma was a rather randy child and when he asked for a "bit o honey" he didn't want a candy bar.

[tgfmike]

Esaaal loves to contemplate the Hadwiger Problem. Not because he's fascinated by the mathematics - he just likes to repeat 'Hadwiger' until it starts to sound strange.

[redstringuitar]

Esaaal once milked his cat with a machine made up of old string ferrules.

tgfm is good at mathematics, he solved the constipation problem...worked it out...with a pencil.

[jim_pridx]

RSG has never been very good with mathematics, nor has he ever solved the constipation problem.

[hollowman]

They say alot of people resemble stars in some way. Unfortunately JP resembles Nick Noltes mug shot.

[JackStraw]

hollowman is a member of 1702 internet forums. His first thread is always "If you were a dinosaur, what kind would you be and why??"

[telleutelleme]

hollowman taking a page from the pawn shops advertises that he buys broken teles. Someone sent him a hand painted gold squier tele with a broken neck in a pre-paid gig bag and wanted $500. He offered them $50 and they took it. He's hoping for a guest spot on the Pawn Shop Stars reality show.