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Old July 12th, 2010, 02:28 PM   #10301 (permalink)
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Esaaal's been hanging out since 1982...and he still ain't dry.

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Old July 12th, 2010, 02:34 PM   #10302 (permalink)
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Tidgyfumm is busy preparing for this summer's California-wide Ocarina Onslaught.
Moggl and RSG were planning to enter the Cal OO with one of these. The World Ocarina Competition Regulations Committee outlawed electronic ocarinas just last month, so Moggl and RSG have decided to boycott all 2010 competitions. Too bad - their duet on Theme From A Summer Place has gotten them many top-3 finishes in the past.

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Old July 12th, 2010, 02:35 PM   #10303 (permalink)
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[no lie]Actually, there is one pier left in Brighton. It's not very good though. I actually stayed in a hotel overlooking the empty shell of the other one in May this year... nice view apart from that![/no lie]

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Old July 12th, 2010, 02:57 PM   #10304 (permalink)
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Batman only eats gluten free fortune cookies. That's it, that's all he eats.
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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:03 PM   #10305 (permalink)
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Esaaal will only eat fortune-free fortune cookies.

TGFMike has actually posted the wrong pic relating to the lie about Moggl and RSG.
The device in the picture is actually a Breathalyzer, revised edition. It does not detect blood alcohol, just % of twang.

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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:19 PM   #10306 (permalink)
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PC figures if you use water to measure body fat, then alcohol should be good enough to measure personality. Everyone should have a breathalyzer just for that, and if it doubles to get % of twang, even better.
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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:21 PM   #10307 (permalink)
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TUTM has recently reopened a hotel in a rather seedy neighborhood of Houston. One can only guess the kind of clientele TUTM is hoping to attract. Notice that he neglects to welcome "twangers."
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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:29 PM   #10308 (permalink)
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Not that JP spends a lot of time on the web but his wife is sending out PM's in hopes of an intervention.

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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:47 PM   #10309 (permalink)
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tutm spends almost all of his time on the web, either posting here or on Twitter. Here's his latest tweet:

Just posted a new lie on tdpri. And now I'm tweeting. And now I'm thinking about tweeting.
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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:49 PM   #10310 (permalink)
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Mike doesn't tell lies on the TDPRI.....he just fibs a little from time to time. He refuses to "tweet," though. He just doesn't like to be associated with that term.
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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:50 PM   #10311 (permalink)
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JP is TUTM's sock puppet!

Love the cartoon btw... this one's my favourite. You have to know Linux to get it though...
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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:50 PM   #10312 (permalink)
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When Batman gets on the web he dresses like spiderman. Say it puts him in the right frame of mind.
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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:50 PM   #10313 (permalink)
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GitHead has a guitar on his head.

[no lie]My son had his first birthday today... my brother bought him a cute little batman t-shirt![/no lie]
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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:52 PM   #10314 (permalink)
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Batman was a batboy until he turned 18.


[/no lie] Happy birthday to your son! [/no lie]
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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:54 PM   #10315 (permalink)
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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:55 PM   #10316 (permalink)
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Ouch! Now we know how low JP is willing to sink telling lies!!!!!
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Old July 12th, 2010, 03:58 PM   #10317 (permalink)
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Ouch! Now we know how low JP is willing to sink telling lies!!!!!
Sorry! Perhaps this one is more appropriate:
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Old July 12th, 2010, 04:08 PM   #10318 (permalink)
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Much better!!!!

JP is a professional bumper sticker manufacterer.

His most popular design says "Help, hostage on board!"

Followed closely by "Body in trunk", "Hit and run driver and proud of it", and "Catch me if you can cop!"
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Old July 12th, 2010, 04:27 PM   #10319 (permalink)
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GitHead has started to involve his family in his lies. He drives around with a "Baby on Board" sign in his rear window while the child is really safely tucked in at home.

JP thinks there oughta-be-a-law.
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Old July 12th, 2010, 04:52 PM   #10320 (permalink)
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Chezdeluxe is not from Brisbane Australia or 60 years old. He is a she and is a 130 year old lady from the Soviet Republic of Georgia and really likes hot beer and cold pies.

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