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Old July 5th, 2009, 06:41 PM   #1001 (permalink)
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Old July 5th, 2009, 06:47 PM   #1003 (permalink)
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Old July 5th, 2009, 06:49 PM   #1004 (permalink)
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pchilson changes guitars like redstringuitar changes his underwear...once a month...
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Old July 5th, 2009, 06:49 PM   #1005 (permalink)
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Old July 5th, 2009, 06:51 PM   #1006 (permalink)
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pchilson was disapointed with his Popeil pocket fisherman...he never caught a fish in his pocket whenever he tried it.
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Old July 5th, 2009, 06:51 PM   #1007 (permalink)
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Old July 5th, 2009, 06:53 PM   #1009 (permalink)
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trying to cash in on the nicotine industry, pchilson tried marketing tobaccoless smoke....
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Derek S's parents never received a birth certificate when he was born...they got a letter of apology from Durex instead.
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Old July 5th, 2009, 06:58 PM   #1012 (permalink)
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Redstringuitar thinks that the rest of the posters in this thread have only been copying the jokes from the back pages of Boy's Life magazine. (except me, I get mine out of Redbook)
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