Make up a lie about the poster above you!

[telleutelleme]

Esaaal has numbered prints of every Dutch Master's cigar box lid. He knows they will be worth a lot and hopes to take a representative sample to antiques road show when it comes to Pittsburg. He is pretty sure no one has a collection like his and has never see any on the road show. He hopes to beat the record set by those two twin furniture guys. Just in case, he is also collecting thimbles.

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tutm has started taking Ritalin to enhance his brain power. - TGFM

[Esaaal]

"Uh Oh, Spaghetti O!" is what Tutm says every time he makes a mistake. He says it a lot. Some of his band mates think that 2 or 3 of his songs are actually called "Uh Oh Spaghetti O!"

[tgfmike]

Esaaal likes to chant "Esaaal rocks!" over and over for hours at a time, using a central northeast Pennsylvania accent.

[jim_pridx]

<no lie> Sorry.....just had to do another one. </no lie>

[chezdeluxe]

JP is one of W R Hearst's least successful proteges.

His first publishing effort "The Chippewa Falls Cheesecutter " folded after 6 issues with an average circulation of 17.

<no lie> a very neat piece of work Jim.Well done.<no lie>

[tgfmike]

What with jp being from the cheese state, chez practically having cheese in his user name and me being known as the Big Cheese, the other Liars are starting to feel left out. So I hereby declare that all Liars are supremely cheesy.

<no lie>Very nice jp. I especially like the irony in the implication that all of the Liars involved in the heist lied.</no lie>

[Esaaal]

tgfm frequently confuses lies with statements.

[jim_pridx]

<no lie>Thanks! I don't have enough time to tell a lie other than to agree with Mike; all Liars are "cheesy,"......LOL.... but the newspaper clipping is just a simple web thing that all of you Liars can use for some fun with friends and family. Here's the link: </no lie>

http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

[tgfmike]

Esaaal used the newspaper generator thingee to come up with this:

[JackStraw]

tgfmike has two voices in his head. First, the voice that sounds like his speaking voice but only he can hear it. Second, a subtle voice just under the first that resembles his speaking voice but actually sounds a lot like James Mason. This "under voice" has been continually singing the Spagetti O jingle non stop since it was introduced. "The neat new spagetti you can eat with a spoon, uh oh, Spagetti O's!"

[HoodieMcFoodie]

[Road King]

There are few venues that Hoodie hasn't played. His favorite was the Black Sabbath/ Dio metal review he did at the Golden Years Retirement Home. Little old ladies dig Dio.

[HoodieMcFoodie]

Road King's online identity is somewhat of a misnomer. He's actually more like a Highway Star.

[simonc]

Hoodie practices fish scales all day long. no wonder his band mates think his playing stinks ;)

[PennyCentury]

While taking a diversion from playing This Guitar Of Ours, SimonC found the missing Dutch Masters commercial



I miss lots here when I'm spending time in the hospital with my beloved.

[redstringuitar]

<no lie>Nice one Jim!! Thanks for the link.</no lie>

Dang, took me too long to compose that...looks like I missed a coupla posts...ah well...Penny buys more grapes than anyone else in NE.

<no lie>Hope all is well Penny</no lie>

[simonc]

RSG is setting up Wales' 1st ever dude ranch.

so far he's only managed to get hippies staying there, whom usually exclaim " Duuuuuuuude! this place is far out man etc etc, ( ad lib more hippie stereotyping ) " .

<no lie> hope things are OK Penny! </no lie>

[redstringuitar]

simonc stuck a Mercedes badge on the front of his Holden....peace, man!

[Road King]

redstringguitar is the chapter head of the People against Bootsy Collins Eyewear coalition. It seems to be working as you don't see many people wearing Bootsy Collins eyewear these days.

[HoodieMcFoodie]

...we now return you to your regular scheduled program.