Make up a lie about the poster above you!

[PennyCentury]

cheezedelux is really Bob Black who wrote The Abolition of Work.

[Ash Telecaster]

Penny knows all about hard labor milking the trees of NH for their sap.

A pail, short stool, two hands and a maple tree are all you need to enjoy fresh sap every day. Once you start milking your tree, it will have to be milked twice a day every day until you let it dry up.

Here is how she does it...

Step 1
Milk at the same time daily.

Step 2
Sit on the same side of the tree each day. This will help your tree feel more comfortable - trees like routine.

Step 3
Talk to your tree if this makes you feel more at ease. If your tree is an old hand at being milked, this probably won't be necessary.

Step 4
Place stool at a right angle to the tree and sit with your head resting on it's trunk.

Step 5
Wash tap with warm water and clean cloth.

Step 6
Place pail under tap.

Step 7
Take a tap into the palm of your hand.

Step 8
Squeeze tap at top with thumb and forefinger. Continue squeezing each finger around tap, forcing sap in a stream until all fingers are around tap.

Step 9
Release tap.

Step 10
Repeat until only a small amount of sap comes out and the tree is soft to the touch.

[redstringuitar]

GH is still looking for the nipples on his tea tree...he heard "teat tree".

[chezdeluxe]

RSG has taken a tip from Penny and invented the Welsh Oven.

[redstringuitar]

cheezydee took a penny tip from Penny and offered one in return: "there is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train".

[Road King]

redstringuitar was recently for arrested indecent behavior with a Fender. A new statute passed in Wales that had until then escaped his notice. By the way the magistrate interpreted the law very liberally. Most would say he was only having fun.

[HoodieMcFoodie]

Road King likes to go busking on Sunday afternoons at Rockwall City Park. His favourite spot is in the pergola down by the lake. He tried once to busk once at Hobart Wisdom Field, but was told to move along.

[tgfmike]

Every Friday, Hoodie likes to put on a paper crown and hold court on the 430 bus line from Kable Ave Atrium Centre to St Andrews Ret. Village. His 'loyal subjects' get quite a kick out his performance and bow to their king when they reach their stop.

[chezdeluxe]

Mike has abandoned the Gyenari Korean BBQ and Lounge. He says they put too much Kim Chi in the cocktails.

He now splits his time between the Cozy Inn and The Tattle Tale Room.

Mike misread it as The Tittle Tail Room and was severely disappointed with the lack of a floor show.

[nrand]

Having taken exception to the label of being Welsh Welsh, chezdeluxe decided to try the asian thing for a while, only to discover that Kim Chi is a MMA who only drinks tea.

[redstringuitar]

With an unknown South African degree, nrand is a current, see?

[Esaaal]

RSG currently has 1157 baloons tied to his lawn chair and is waiting for the helium delivery truck.

[Ash Telecaster]

Esaaal put a message in a bottle and set it afloat in the creek. He hoped to someday get a response.

It worked. He got a ticket for littering.

[tgfmike]

GH put a message in a bottle, asking whoever found it to notify him immediately. 67 days later he received an e-mail from Krista Daley, the Director and CEO of the Nova Scotia Human Rights Commission, who had found the bottle floating in the Bay of Fundy. Krista then became one of GH's facebook friends and proceeded to post 906 mesages on his Wall, all berating him for his childish antic.

[Ash Telecaster]

Mike, in a bold move decided to raise the art of streaking to a new level. He rented a hot air balloon. It seemed like a brilliant idea. Hot air, out of reach, naked, a perfect plan. But things didn't go so well when he froze his tushy off and had to make an emergency landing in a crowded playground. Mike can run faster than a savage pack of angry mothers but he can't run faster than cellular and before long he was warming up in a straight jacket awaiting his psychiatric evaluation. It's ok, he already knows what to do. Stare wide eyed and unblinking at the shrink until he's intimidated into letting him go to the coloring room. It works every time but he already can't wait to get out. He's working on his next idea; naked bumper skitching!

[jim_pridx]

Uh, Githead, wasn't this story about you?

[Road King]

HECK NO WE WON'T PUT ON OUR CLOTHING!! HECK NO WE WON'T PUT ON OUR CLOTHING!!!
Jim Pridx's organized nudist protest was a great success for everyone except the onlookers. Although there were some negative comments concerning the lack of rhyming chants.

[Esaaal]

All of Road King's chants are Gregorian.

[Ash Telecaster]

Esaaal likes chanting while he's practicing head shrinking.

What he hasn't discovered is how to restore them once he's shrunk them.

At this point he's afraid he'll never be able wear another hat.

[Esaaal]

Githead has mastered all of Ohio's 4 dialects. Now he can travel anywhere in the Buckeye state and fit right in with the locals.