Make up a lie about the poster above you!

[chezdeluxe]

JackStraw's favourite incantation is " Rock-A-Hula. Rock,Rock-A -Hula " He usually follows that with " Gimme a Cheeseburger Mama " and " Drink,drink,drink oh fiddledy dink "

[tgfmike]

chez's most common, though certainly not his favorite, incantation is "Come on, come on, come on ... gosh darn!", usually chanted while chez is playing roulette.

[chezdeluxe]

TGFMike is well known on the Casino circuit. Unfortunately he doesn't quite understand the term "Texas Hold Em" and has been charged in 4 States with Lewd and Lascivious Behaviour.

[Esaaal]

Chezdeluxe once swam across turtle creek
man those snappers all around his feet
it sure was hard trying to cross that thing
with both hands holding his ,...lifejacket 'cause Chez can't swim.

[PennyCentury]

Esaaal had a bad month -- shoofly pie sales are down, the Kutztown Follies are in hiatus, the Amish website is in trouble, and he's failed to convince the Mennonites that "Telecaster" is mentioned in the Bible.

[Joel Terry]

Originally Posted by Joel Terry

<NOT NECESSARILY A LIE>I am quite convinced Penny is Shakti. Only smarter. And hotter.</NOT NECESSARILY A LIE>

And Penny really knows her Bible--she's a Bob Jones University grad.

Joel

[PennyCentury]

In fact, Esaaal sends an e-mail to John every couple of weeks asking John to build him a recreation of the Trini Lopez-model Gibson;

JT should have mentioned to Esaaal that the Dave Grohl Custom Shop model is the same configuration as the T Lopez model.

In other news, JT has invented hamachi ice cream.

[tgfmike]

PC uses Hamachi to link the servers scattered across the US that house her distributed, mirrored database of all knowledge and 97% of all conjecture.

[redstringuitar]

Mike prefers wasabi to hamachi, but admits that neither is as hot as PC.

[jim_pridx]

RSG is consumed with thoughts of PC while wondering just how "hot" she really is. PC, on the other hand, could care less about the thoughts of RSG or, for that matter, any such Liars! She's confident within herself so, to her, that's what really matters.

[telleutelleme]

JP is convinced some things really matter. Having cheese on a daily basis really matters (for all the right reasons). Living in a place with 4 seasons really matters (the hotel chain in case he gets booted out for too much TDPRI). Having heros like the Packers really matters (makes those cheese hats look normal). Bicycling in the summer really matters (even with training wheels). Owning a Telecaster and a Liar's shirt really matters (another cool look). Being able to have a forum to lie about all these things really matters (Its lonely in the North).

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tutm has started taking Ritalin to enhance his brain power. - TGFM

[jim_pridx]

[QUOTE=telleutelleme;2567050]JP is convinced some things really matter. Having cheese on a daily basis really matters (for all the right reasons). Living in a place with 4 seasons really matters (the hotel chain in case he gets booted out for too much TDPRI). Having heros like the Packers really matters (makes those cheese hats look normal). Bicycling in the summer really matters (even with training wheels). Owning a Telecaster and a Liar's shirt really matters (another cool look). Being able to have a forum to lie about all these things really matters (Its lonely in the North).

Cheese? Nah
Hotels? Maybe with a whirlpool bath.
Packers? Maybe...no cheese hats.
Bicycling? Definitely tandem.
Tele and T-shirt? Still haven't worn the t-shirt.

TUTM only wishes he had four seasons so that he could spend his free time ice fishing and snowmobiling when he gets booted out of the house during the winter months. He has no trouble with Paintball during the remaining months in Texas.

[tgfmike]

jp is convinced there really is no matter. Of course, thinking along those lines gives him a headache, so he tries to block that thought out by lying here at tdpri.

[Road King]

tgfmike is currently working on a large statue of Leo Fender to be placed in his front yard. His Homeowner's Association is not pleased.

[PennyCentury]

Originally Posted by Road King

tgfmike is currently working on a large statue of Leo Fender to be placed in his front yard. His Homeowner's Association is not pleased.

Ash or alder? Poly or Nitro? Does the Covenant cover wood density?

RoadKing has developed a game show that he is trying to sell to Guitar Player TV, called What's My Radius, where celebrity guitarists try to guess the radius of the guests's fingerboard by listening to a sound sample. Guitar for the Practicing Musician is trying to steal his idea.

[Wesmo]

PennCentury! When am i gonna see our son?

[tgfmike]

One could argue that Wesmo's existence is proof of jp's theory that there is no matter. Wesmo can only be explained as a figment of jp's imagination.

Originally Posted by PennyCentury

Ash or alder? Poly or Nitro? Does the Covenant cover wood density?

Pine. French Polish. I have applied for a waiver.

[cyberpunk409]

tgfmike once broke into my house and stole my 1950's broadcaster! I'd like it back buddy!

[JackStraw]

If you add If you add all of the #'s in cyberpunk's post, time: 11:28, #9258, 409, 2008, 29, and 74 you get 12,906. From that sum subtract 12,906. This leaves 0. 0 is the percentage probability that tgfmike will be dropping off a Broadcaster to cp anytime soon.

[chezdeluxe]

JackStraw exchanged his mother's cow for a cup of coffee and was disappointed that it only contained 42 beans.