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Old July 3rd, 2009, 01:17 PM   #801 (permalink)
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 01:27 PM   #802 (permalink)
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pchilson was born in the summer of his 27th year to a place he'd never been before. This put a major burden on his mother, but was ultimately a huge releif.
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 01:35 PM   #803 (permalink)
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 01:43 PM   #804 (permalink)
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pchilson is infatuated with the neck pickup of his Telecaster. He can be heard whispering "my precious" whilst sweating profusely and emitting a foul odor.
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 02:51 PM   #805 (permalink)
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 02:57 PM   #807 (permalink)
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 03:01 PM   #808 (permalink)
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:02 PM   #810 (permalink)
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pchilson claims to have built the ultimate guitar in his storage locker. It has 120 necks, 235 pickups, and 20,000 strings. The body was made of nineteen different tonewoods, from Alder to Zebrawood. The pickups took five years to wind. It takes 47 musicians to play it, and three stagehands to support it. This guitar was played only once, in a Hootenanny held at the Grand Canyon on July 4, 2000. The walls are still reverberating, and to this day, visitors must wear hearing protection. I'd upload a picture, but it exceeds the storage limit of the TDPRI server.
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