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Friend of Leo's
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Loveland, Colorado
Age: 55
Posts: 3,652
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Fret Wilkes has twelve fingers and three toes, two of which are on his forehead.
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pchilson is infatuated with the neck pickup of his Telecaster. He can be heard whispering "my precious" whilst sweating profusely and emitting a foul odor.
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Friend of Leo's
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 4,964
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pchilson claims to have built the ultimate guitar in his storage locker. It has 120 necks, 235 pickups, and 20,000 strings. The body was made of nineteen different tonewoods, from Alder to Zebrawood. The pickups took five years to wind. It takes 47 musicians to play it, and three stagehands to support it. This guitar was played only once, in a Hootenanny held at the Grand Canyon on July 4, 2000. The walls are still reverberating, and to this day, visitors must wear hearing protection. I'd upload a picture, but it exceeds the storage limit of the TDPRI server.
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The rain was misty. There was the stench of crab farts in the air, the other variety. Suddenly an audible yet hushed whisper reached pchilson's ears: "If you spread jam on yourself, they will go away." Skeptical, pchilson went to inquire from trag-o-caster what he should do, but trag said, "You smell like crab farts, the other variety.", and walked away while asking where he can catch a bus to Pangenia.
Reluctantly, pchilson decided to become the county dog catcher, much to the dismay of Fret Wilkes, especially when pchilson caught and locked up his date, but Fret was happy, because he hadnt paid the check yet, even though it wasnt much since they where eating at McDougal's. Suddenly the whole cart was up-ended when PennyCentury confronted him with a pair of loaded 38's, and a pistol too, she said something too him, but pchilson didnt hear a word as he was caught up in staring and admiring with extreme titillation, the pistol that Penny had....... Too be continued............... |
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