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pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 01:35 PM

Fret Wilkes has twelve fingers and three toes, two of which are on his forehead.

Fret Wilkes · July 3rd, 2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by pchilson

Fret Wilkes has twelve fingers and three toes, two of which are on his forehead.

pchilson is infatuated with the neck pickup of his Telecaster. He can be heard whispering "my precious" whilst sweating profusely and emitting a foul odor.

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 02:51 PM

Fret Wilkes lives with a piece in Harmony

homerzeppelin · July 3rd, 2009, 02:54 PM

Pchilson has a nude picture of Whoppi Goldberg in his wallet

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 02:57 PM

homerzeppelin has a quarter size ring on his wallet...

homerzeppelin · July 3rd, 2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pchilson

homerzeppelin has a quarter size ring on his wallet...

Checks wallet...crap...lol

back on topic.

pchilson is a millionaire from inventing the "snuggie"

brandt · July 3rd, 2009, 03:37 PM

homerzeppelin is full of hot air...

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 04:02 PM

brandt was the "baby" prop in Alice Cooper's Billion Dollar Babies tour...

brandt · July 3rd, 2009, 04:48 PM

pchilson earns big royalties from his tune "Viva Viagra"

PennyCentury · July 3rd, 2009, 05:29 PM

Brandt sprinkles Viagra on his cornflakes.

BritishBluesBoy · July 3rd, 2009, 05:42 PM

PennyCentury has breakfast with Brandt

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 07:11 PM

BritishBluesBoy once punched out Big Ben

brandt · July 3rd, 2009, 07:17 PM

pchilson once punched out Gentle Ben

PennyCentury · July 3rd, 2009, 07:20 PM

pchilson claims to have built the ultimate guitar in his storage locker. It has 120 necks, 235 pickups, and 20,000 strings. The body was made of nineteen different tonewoods, from Alder to Zebrawood. The pickups took five years to wind. It takes 47 musicians to play it, and three stagehands to support it. This guitar was played only once, in a Hootenanny held at the Grand Canyon on July 4, 2000. The walls are still reverberating, and to this day, visitors must wear hearing protection. I'd upload a picture, but it exceeds the storage limit of the TDPRI server.

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 07:32 PM

PennyCentury drop kicked a Murphy

PennyCentury · July 3rd, 2009, 07:42 PM

pchilson stole my Doc Martens boots. (they're pink floral)

BritishBluesBoy · July 3rd, 2009, 07:44 PM

PennyCentury stole Buckocaster's Telecaster. (It's pink Paisley)

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 07:48 PM

BritishBluesBoy flashes on a daily basis

PraiseCaster · July 3rd, 2009, 08:14 PM

The rain was misty. There was the stench of crab farts in the air, the other variety. Suddenly an audible yet hushed whisper reached pchilson's ears: "If you spread jam on yourself, they will go away." Skeptical, pchilson went to inquire from trag-o-caster what he should do, but trag said, "You smell like crab farts, the other variety.", and walked away while asking where he can catch a bus to Pangenia.

Reluctantly, pchilson decided to become the county dog catcher, much to the dismay of Fret Wilkes, especially when pchilson caught and locked up his date, but Fret was happy, because he hadnt paid the check yet, even though it wasnt much since they where eating at McDougal's.

Suddenly the whole cart was up-ended when PennyCentury confronted him with a pair of loaded 38's, and a pistol too, she said something too him, but pchilson didnt hear a word as he was caught up in staring and admiring with extreme titillation, the pistol that Penny had.......

Too be continued...............

Joel Terry · July 3rd, 2009, 08:50 PM

Stephen (PraiseCaster) and I are actually the same person. (The writing style is an absolute giveaway.)

Joel

July 3rd, 2009, 04:02 PM	#808 (permalink)
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PennyCentury Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 4,964	Brandt sprinkles Viagra on his cornflakes. __________________ .Ceiling Cat is watching you peditate.

July 3rd, 2009, 05:42 PM	#811 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 12,230 62 Photos	PennyCentury has breakfast with Brandt __________________ BBB.

July 3rd, 2009, 07:20 PM	#814 (permalink)
PennyCentury Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 4,964	pchilson claims to have built the ultimate guitar in his storage locker. It has 120 necks, 235 pickups, and 20,000 strings. The body was made of nineteen different tonewoods, from Alder to Zebrawood. The pickups took five years to wind. It takes 47 musicians to play it, and three stagehands to support it. This guitar was played only once, in a Hootenanny held at the Grand Canyon on July 4, 2000. The walls are still reverberating, and to this day, visitors must wear hearing protection. I'd upload a picture, but it exceeds the storage limit of the TDPRI server. __________________ .Ceiling Cat is watching you peditate.

July 3rd, 2009, 07:42 PM	#816 (permalink)
PennyCentury Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 4,964	pchilson stole my Doc Martens boots. (they're pink floral) __________________ .Ceiling Cat is watching you peditate.

July 3rd, 2009, 01:35 PM	#801 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 55 Posts: 3,652	Fret Wilkes has twelve fingers and three toes, two of which are on his forehead.

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July 3rd, 2009, 02:51 PM	#803 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 55 Posts: 3,652	Fret Wilkes lives with a piece in Harmony

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homerzeppelin Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 31 Posts: 1,165	Pchilson has a nude picture of Whoppi Goldberg in his wallet

July 3rd, 2009, 02:57 PM	#805 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 55 Posts: 3,652	homerzeppelin has a quarter size ring on his wallet...

July 3rd, 2009, 03:37 PM	#807 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 54 Posts: 529	homerzeppelin is full of hot air...

July 3rd, 2009, 04:48 PM	#809 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 54 Posts: 529	pchilson earns big royalties from his tune "Viva Viagra"

July 3rd, 2009, 07:11 PM	#812 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 55 Posts: 3,652	BritishBluesBoy once punched out Big Ben

July 3rd, 2009, 07:17 PM	#813 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 54 Posts: 529	pchilson once punched out Gentle Ben

July 3rd, 2009, 07:32 PM	#815 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 55 Posts: 3,652	PennyCentury drop kicked a Murphy

July 3rd, 2009, 07:44 PM	#817 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 12,230 62 Photos	PennyCentury stole Buckocaster's Telecaster. (It's pink Paisley) __________________ BBB.

July 3rd, 2009, 07:48 PM	#818 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 55 Posts: 3,652	BritishBluesBoy flashes on a daily basis

July 3rd, 2009, 08:14 PM	#819 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 8,093 16 Photos	The rain was misty. There was the stench of crab farts in the air, the other variety. Suddenly an audible yet hushed whisper reached pchilson's ears: "If you spread jam on yourself, they will go away." Skeptical, pchilson went to inquire from trag-o-caster what he should do, but trag said, "You smell like crab farts, the other variety.", and walked away while asking where he can catch a bus to Pangenia. Reluctantly, pchilson decided to become the county dog catcher, much to the dismay of Fret Wilkes, especially when pchilson caught and locked up his date, but Fret was happy, because he hadnt paid the check yet, even though it wasnt much since they where eating at McDougal's. Suddenly the whole cart was up-ended when PennyCentury confronted him with a pair of loaded 38's, and a pistol too, she said something too him, but pchilson didnt hear a word as he was caught up in staring and admiring with extreme titillation, the pistol that Penny had....... Too be continued............... __________________ Stephen GPAWF!!, My Facebook,

July 3rd, 2009, 08:50 PM	#820 (permalink)
Joel Terry Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Old Hickory (Nashville), Tennessee, USA Age: 45 Posts: 5,188 9 Photos	Stephen (PraiseCaster) and I are actually the same person. (The writing style is an absolute giveaway.) Joel __________________ . Shoe-tying requires peace and quiet! -- SpongeBob SquarePants

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