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Old July 1st, 2009, 02:40 PM   #601 (permalink)
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Wardpike has been playing bar chords for years. His family finally got him to leave the bar and come home...for a little while. HIC!
Fret Wilkes has become incredibley efficient and gets lots done at work due to this fun new thread.

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Old July 1st, 2009, 02:48 PM   #602 (permalink)
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Fret Wilkes is busy proving the old adage that he who talks to himself shows signs of good mental health.... yeah, right...
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Old July 1st, 2009, 03:29 PM   #603 (permalink)
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Fret Wilkes is busy proving the old adage that he who talks to himself shows signs of good mental health.... yeah, right...
Wardpike or Rube Goldberg as he was once known, has submitted detailed plans to the Patent Office for a round about way to make mountains out of molehills. The first mountain created will be named Wardpikes Peak.
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Old July 1st, 2009, 03:41 PM   #604 (permalink)
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Fret Wilkes is waiting for Ward's next repy so he can try to come up with something clever this time.


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Old July 1st, 2009, 03:42 PM   #605 (permalink)
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IN honor of Fret Wilkes Booth, Ward is going to reply to himself.
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Old July 1st, 2009, 03:52 PM   #606 (permalink)
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IN honor of Fret Wilkes Booth, Ward is going to reply to himself.
Wardpike has been banished from the TDPRI for cause.

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Old July 1st, 2009, 03:57 PM   #607 (permalink)
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Fret Wilkes is very creative... just like Morgan Fairchild, his wife, says he is...
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Old July 1st, 2009, 04:39 PM   #608 (permalink)
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Wardpike has more miles on his snowblower than his car!
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Old July 1st, 2009, 04:46 PM   #609 (permalink)
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Old July 1st, 2009, 04:51 PM   #610 (permalink)
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fltpkr was arrested in Temple Square for playing his Tele in front of the Angel Moroni!
He was given one year probation and one year's supply of food (packed in Nitrogen), and sent on his way.

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Old July 1st, 2009, 04:58 PM   #611 (permalink)
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fltpkr was arrested in Temple Square for playing his Tele in front of the Angel Moroni!
He was given one year probation and one year's supply of food (packed in Nitrogen), and sent on his way.

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PennyCentury has "The Old Man Of The Mountains" hidden in her basement.
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Old July 1st, 2009, 05:14 PM   #612 (permalink)
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FretWilkes' signature doesn't have a grammar error in it.
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Old July 1st, 2009, 05:34 PM   #613 (permalink)
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Darn -- I forgot to write the ransom note!
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Old July 1st, 2009, 05:51 PM   #614 (permalink)
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Jerolin knows the difference betwen "grammar error" and "grammatical error".

Penny has to shovel and blow less snow than Ward.
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Old July 1st, 2009, 05:54 PM   #615 (permalink)
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Jerolin knows the difference betwen "grammar error" and "grammatical error".

Penny has to shovel and blow less snow than Ward.
(there lies the irony of it )

Wardpike is less of a pike and more of a catfish.
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Old July 1st, 2009, 06:14 PM   #616 (permalink)
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Jerolin wants to be in the witness protection program
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Old July 1st, 2009, 06:26 PM   #617 (permalink)
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Brandt is in the Jehovah's Witness Protection program.
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Old July 1st, 2009, 06:59 PM   #618 (permalink)
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Wardpike IS in the Witness Protection Program, under the name of WardCleaver. No news about Theodore, Wally or Lumpy. Miss Landers strangely absent.
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Old July 1st, 2009, 07:06 PM   #619 (permalink)
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Penny dances nude in Temple Bar, Dublin, fortnightly. And guess what? Tomorrow's her next night at it!!
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